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Thursday 26 February 2015

Dog Walking

If you own a dog, you need to walk it. Some people find this therapeutic, some people find it a chore. Either way, there is one aspect of dog walking that nobody likes. That is cleaning up the steaming presents that your canine pal leaves along our highways and byways.
This need not be the case. Horse owners are not expected to clean up after their horse. So, when walking your dog, don a pair of thick comical glasses and put a saddle on your dog. Let it crap where it will, and if anyone says anything, just claim that you thought you bought a Shetland pony.

26 comments:

  1. If I see a dog shit and I know who owns it, I put the shit threw their letterbox.

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  2. I don't trust dogs. They just crap so openly. no shame. they don't care where or who is watching them. At least cats look guilty and try to hide it.

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  3. When I was a girl we had a toy poodle. It was horrible. We didn't get on. I wouldn't walk it because I was embarrassed by it.

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  4. I have a goldfish. It can crap if it wants to. He's the one that has to live with it.

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  5. My Grandfather had a donkey. whenevr it did its business in the street, people would rush out and collect the dung.

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  7. Dogs do dog do.

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  8. Why don't horse riders have to clear up after their horses?

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  9. Make horse riders clean up the same as dog walkers

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  10. Crapping horses should be sold to Findus.

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  11. The only dog I like is doggystyle

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  12. I don't ride (horses) anymore, but when I did, I always cleaned up after them. Except when they did their business in front of Mrs Adams house. She's a miserable cow.

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  13. Is this blog dead?

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