tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post6019773026111005555..comments2023-04-17T05:20:28.829-07:00Comments on Punching Swans: Dragons' Den 2Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11697481165500564801noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-15866793919551153562014-03-04T19:36:36.279-08:002014-03-04T19:36:36.279-08:00seriously what is the axe going to do in the cab o...seriously what is the axe going to do in the cab of a truck?<br />a gun or knife are one thing but an axe .... ummmm no room to swing it.gunniesackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12525159987220861318noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-35556534901469304632014-02-14T14:53:29.444-08:002014-02-14T14:53:29.444-08:00The contents of a nasal colostomy bag could be res...The contents of a nasal colostomy bag could be resold as wallpaper paste.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-88942416004616107702013-11-19T07:43:55.269-08:002013-11-19T07:43:55.269-08:00You should have called the police. I hope you lear...You should have called the police. I hope you learnt a lesson and you are more careful in future.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00197186469695083050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-68527485490240018402013-11-18T06:27:34.771-08:002013-11-18T06:27:34.771-08:00Are truckers allergic to soap?Are truckers allergic to soap?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049719530599706746noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-74966611769229918572013-11-17T08:04:06.766-08:002013-11-17T08:04:06.766-08:00I like truckers. They even make me look sexy.I like truckers. They even make me look sexy.paula mathewshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05505818948180820041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-15156408552858742832013-11-15T08:10:28.792-08:002013-11-15T08:10:28.792-08:00Where do you dump your bodies?Where do you dump your bodies?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16925545164811372150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-54130842393004901802013-11-15T08:07:38.792-08:002013-11-15T08:07:38.792-08:00Do you go doggng?Do you go doggng?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-2893360823480208442013-11-15T08:06:41.159-08:002013-11-15T08:06:41.159-08:00I bet you don't get the chance very oftenI bet you don't get the chance very oftenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-11577430766646327652013-11-15T07:56:58.910-08:002013-11-15T07:56:58.910-08:00I'm a trucker. Yes I'm fat. No I don't...I'm a trucker. Yes I'm fat. No I don't smell. Yes I like fat girls. Yes I have sex with hitch hikers when I get the chance. So what!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06489749483598816812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-74072320985579885152013-11-15T07:25:35.453-08:002013-11-15T07:25:35.453-08:00What's a dogger?What's a dogger?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06206418096353294384noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-6125489448053069412013-11-15T06:56:29.870-08:002013-11-15T06:56:29.870-08:00If they had asked you Neil, would you have obliged...If they had asked you Neil, would you have obliged?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-64998825553388179572013-11-15T06:54:50.029-08:002013-11-15T06:54:50.029-08:00Is he a dogger?Is he a dogger?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-59684021389709128272013-11-15T06:52:54.229-08:002013-11-15T06:52:54.229-08:00And you're a doggerAnd you're a doggerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-45933688414970463252013-11-14T06:14:10.626-08:002013-11-14T06:14:10.626-08:00What about hookers?What about hookers?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06705973792521158608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-75493586560817379802013-11-14T06:12:06.043-08:002013-11-14T06:12:06.043-08:00I'm a trucker and I never killed any hitch hik...I'm a trucker and I never killed any hitch hikers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-27423000816922233132013-11-14T05:43:53.820-08:002013-11-14T05:43:53.820-08:00or both....or both....Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206272816382341745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-10943177693327465842013-11-14T05:42:55.290-08:002013-11-14T05:42:55.290-08:00I know an ex train driver (he doesn't have a d...I know an ex train driver (he doesn't have a driving licence so could never be a lorry driver) ... he lacks ALL social skills (very high IQ but no idea how to conduct himself around others)... now he works in a warehouse... and, in his (only) defence, doesn't smell of pee or cheese... but he is a tosser!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206272816382341745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-5328425403360982112013-11-14T05:40:19.732-08:002013-11-14T05:40:19.732-08:00Bastard... but you've learned your lesson? NO ...Bastard... but you've learned your lesson? NO cheese smelling lorry drivers???<br />LicksAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206272816382341745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-48497230963919699032013-11-13T22:45:23.458-08:002013-11-13T22:45:23.458-08:00They stink of pee.They stink of pee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-8432220070039305792013-11-13T22:44:00.061-08:002013-11-13T22:44:00.061-08:00I think people become lorry drivers because they c...I think people become lorry drivers because they can't handle normality. They don't know how to speak to people and lack social skills........and they smell!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11269439081553581041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-77185735405282024992013-11-13T12:12:01.747-08:002013-11-13T12:12:01.747-08:00Three cyclists were killed by lorry drivers in the...Three cyclists were killed by lorry drivers in the UK today. You better get your nasal colostomy out there quick before we lose Bradley Wiggins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-79332840724385253592013-11-13T11:16:27.862-08:002013-11-13T11:16:27.862-08:00LOL!LOL!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-84656611149567818732013-11-13T11:14:59.076-08:002013-11-13T11:14:59.076-08:00To my shame, I had a bit of a fling with one in th...To my shame, I had a bit of a fling with one in the summer. Turned out he told me a pack of lies. He took £40 out of my purse and I never saw him again.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03741998542750012192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-82355241019427050992013-11-13T09:29:58.529-08:002013-11-13T09:29:58.529-08:00Maybe she was doing an audition for ... wait for i...Maybe she was doing an audition for ... wait for it.....<br />SNOT the 9.00 News!!!! <br />HeheheAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206272816382341745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8942460811027075178.post-20189103841098994222013-11-13T09:26:39.854-08:002013-11-13T09:26:39.854-08:00THANKFULLY they've never asked me for sex if I...THANKFULLY they've never asked me for sex if I've had a lift from them.... and they DO smell.... oil, cheese, monkeys and yes, stale pee and sweat!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12206272816382341745noreply@blogger.com