Why!

 

I've been asked why I feel it necessary to poke fat people with pointy sticks. Well there are three reasons why I both support and partake in this activity. Firstly, herding fat people down the street with a pointy stick might encourage the chunky salad dodgers to do something about their predicament. Secondly, it provides the lard lovers with some much needed exercise. However, the third and most important reason for doing so, is that it is just so much fun for us normal people!