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Monday 26 January 2015

BLT

It always amazes me the extent to which brothers can differ. Just look at the Goering Brothers. Herman was a Nazi war criminal, whilst his brother Albert was a true humanitarian, who used his influence to save the lives of Jews during the holocaust.
This is not a one off example. Even today brothers can be polar opposites. 
Dave Lee Travis, known by the initials DLT is a known sex offender. Whilst his brother Bacon, proved to be such a nice chap that he had a sandwich named after him.

Thursday 15 January 2015

Selfie

Why do so many girls feel the need to take Selfies when they go to the toilet?

My mate Harry walked in on his Granny on the toilet the other day. Due to her age, she is not really up to speed with modern technology. Not wanting the old girl to miss out, he took one for her.

Sunday 4 January 2015

Triathlon

According to Woburn Safari Park, sea lions are faster than humans both on land and in water.
So if you're thinking of taking one on in a triathlon, it would probably be in your best interest to work on your cycling.