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Sunday, 4 January 2015

Triathlon

According to Woburn Safari Park, sea lions are faster than humans both on land and in water.
So if you're thinking of taking one on in a triathlon, it would probably be in your best interest to work on your cycling.

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21 comments:

  1. Anonymous4 January 2015 at 10:48

    Sea lions are shit at darts. Play them at darts!

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  2. Unknown4 January 2015 at 11:47

    The same goes for hippos.

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  3. Unknown4 January 2015 at 13:30

    I want to do a triathlon, but I need to get a bike.

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  4. Unknown4 January 2015 at 13:39

    OMG! I thought a triathlon was a threesome. I must be really stupid or a pervert.

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    1. Unknown4 January 2015 at 13:56

      FFS Sally! Are you serious?

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    2. Unknown1 February 2016 at 05:43

      I like your idea of a triathlon better, when can we meat

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  5. Unknown4 January 2015 at 22:50

    I started training for one a couple of years ago, but just didn't have enough time. I would still love to do one, but a need a few more hours in the day.

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  6. Unknown5 January 2015 at 05:57

    I don't mind the odd spin class or step, but I wouldn't do a triathlon. Those people are mad.

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  7. Unknown6 January 2015 at 04:30

    I don't even like to watch sports

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  8. Anonymous6 January 2015 at 23:10

    How can a fat sea lion possibly run faster than a human?

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  9. Unknown7 January 2015 at 03:27

    If you are set on taking on a sea lion at sport, the obvious choice is snooker. A sea lion would be unable to take a shot whilst keeping one foot onthe floor. Every shot would be a foul shot and you would win easily.

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  10. Anonymous7 January 2015 at 14:14

    Sea lions are easily distracted with fish.

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    1. Anonymous10 January 2015 at 00:09

      I'm distracted by boobs

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    2. Allywright12 January 2015 at 07:27

      I'm under your spell.....now can I get under you?!

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    3. Bex Lewis14 January 2015 at 04:05

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    4. Bex Lewis14 January 2015 at 04:09

      I want to do bad things to you.......

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    5. Allywright15 January 2015 at 02:41

      Bad things are good things!

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  11. Unknown7 January 2015 at 23:01

    Sea lions smell

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  12. Unknown15 January 2015 at 13:35

    I don't like sea lions. They scare me.

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  13. sally williams8 April 2015 at 12:43

    I want to make u squirt sally

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