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Friday, 17 May 2013

Badgers

I see the farmers are up in arms again. They claim to have witnessed an increase in tuberculosis amongst their cattle. This they blame on the activities of badgers. I'm not sure what the badgers have been doing with their cattle, but apparently they are to blame. The farmers want action. They are demanding a cull of badgers.

Tuberculosis is also becoming an urban problem once again. After years off the radar, it is back, battering the lungs of our youth. They were spared vaccination due to the arrogance of our authorities, who believed that tuberculosis had been eradicated from our society. However, immigrants from the Indian Subcontinent and Eastern Europe have reintroduced this bacteria spread disease.

So how do they propose we deal with this outbreak? I don't like the way this is going. Before you know it, some overexcited Austrian will be trumpeting some rather extreme measures!
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32 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 May 2013 at 09:18

    There's nothing wrong with culling gingers.

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  2. Unknown17 May 2013 at 09:20

    I wouldn't miss Morris dancers.

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  3. Unknown17 May 2013 at 09:23

    I think badgers are cute.

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  4. Unknown17 May 2013 at 09:30

    I'm a Morris Dancer.

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    1. Anonymous18 May 2013 at 01:54

      Tosser!

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    2. Unknown5 July 2013 at 10:03

      I think Morris Dancing is very entertaining. Long may it continue. It makes me think of cider and summer.

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  5. Unknown17 May 2013 at 09:40

    I've never seen a badger, but they look really cute and huggable. Who could kill such a lovely creature.

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  6. Unknown17 May 2013 at 09:48

    If I could rid the country of a particular group of people, it would have to be scousers.

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    1. Anonymous18 May 2013 at 01:51

      Starting with Jimmy Tarbuck.

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    2. Anonymous18 May 2013 at 04:49

      They should use Liverpool for testing biological weapons.

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  7. Anonymous18 May 2013 at 08:50

    Nothing wrong with the country side that's where I live.. I see badgers all the time they are funny and dumb lol like me..

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  8. Unknown19 May 2013 at 02:46

    I'm a city girl. I don't really understand the ways of the country. Badgers look like little cuties to me, but I've only ever seen them on television. Perhaps my opinion would change if I ever encountered one.

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  9. Anonymous19 May 2013 at 04:18

    Killing fat people would have been a better idea for creating living space.

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  10. Unknown19 May 2013 at 13:28

    We would be better off culling Jeremy Kyle's guests.

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  11. Unknown20 May 2013 at 22:53

    They should hot chavs instead of foxes.

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  12. Unknown20 May 2013 at 23:25

    That was supposed to read hunt chavs. What was I thinking!

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  13. Unknown21 May 2013 at 01:33

    ..shall we start the first chav hunt...

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    1. Anonymous22 May 2013 at 00:50

      We could set up traps involving fake Macdonalds and Bargain Booze.

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  14. Anonymous22 May 2013 at 05:41

    Cull the benefit scroungers.

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  15. Anonymous22 May 2013 at 15:12

    Gingers smell of spam.

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  16. Unknown23 May 2013 at 06:27

    I've never been with a ginger, so I have no idea what they smell of.

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  17. Anonymous23 May 2013 at 06:30

    I'm blaming squirrels and short people.

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    1. Anonymous23 May 2013 at 06:32

      And chavs from Gloucester.

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  18. Unknown23 May 2013 at 07:25

    In the USA Gingers are called Redheads, and the rock!

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    1. Anonymous28 May 2013 at 00:41

      Redheads don't rock, they burn!

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  19. Unknown7 June 2013 at 00:21

    My Abba says that badgers are vicious

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  20. Unknown12 September 2013 at 07:18

    I think Morris dancers are fun.

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