The Romanians Are Coming!
The advent of the new year will be greeted by hoards of Romanians heading to our shores. Many of the population await their coming with fear and dread. However, I will be welcoming them with open arms.
Romania has a stray dog problem. Thousands of rabid canines roam their streets. However, one creative chap promised to solve his town's dog problem if he was to be elected mayor. Consequently, he was duly elected. The man was true to his word. On being elected, he proceeded to feed all of the town's stray dogs to the lions in the local zoo.
That kind of forward thinking is welcome. Although I would take it a bit further. We could thoroughly cleanse are streets by disposing of the junkies, drug pushers and chav scum that make many areas of our green and pleasant land a living hell for the local residents. With that lot out of the way there will be a few more quid available to the good honest folk.
What a fantastic idea.
ReplyDeleteYou can start by feeding the scum that gather out the front of my place spitting and swearing and threatening people. I would pay good money to see them fed to the lions.
ReplyDeleteBeware a sharp tongue! It may cut deep on its way back in!
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with a bit of tongue
DeleteMmmmm.... I agree totally... love to use mine ;)
DeleteA sharp tongue would be able to get to all of those hard to reach places.
DeleteGood idea, but I would prefer it if we came out of Europe.
ReplyDeleteI agree Chloe!! I wonder if we decided to go to another EU country penniless whether we would be welcomed with open arms, a council house to live in, free medical and dental treatment and cash handouts to support our extravagant lifestyle?
ReplyDeleteSo, why don't we simply send our junkies and scum over to Romania and Bulgaria? Seems like a fair swap!!!
you're right Neil
DeleteWe should have a point system like in Australia.
ReplyDeleteI love the cows in the car
ReplyDeleteI don't have a big enough car but I'll always try to make room. The dirtier the better
DeleteI suppose thats a good idea ?
ReplyDeletea lot of the pick pockets in Italy are Romanian
ReplyDeleteTake them to your zoo
DeleteDo do do do do we're lovin' it!
ReplyDeleteHow do they get the cows into the car?
ReplyDeleteThey're welcome to McDonalds. It tastes like crap!
ReplyDeleteMore meat for the lions
DeleteWere they not worried that the lions would get rabies?
ReplyDeleteAt least rabies wouldn't make the lions anymore dangerous.
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