With this in mind, a recent trip to Dunelm did much to improve my opinion of the endeavours of retailers in the fight against obesity. Dunelm cunningly placed their cafeteria on the top floor. Not only does this force the chubsters to climb the stairs, thus burning additional calories, but they also had the foresight to place steel posts at the top of the stairs to restrict access. Anyone exceeding a certain mass would be unable to pass between the posts.
If a fatty got stuck between the posts, it might prove expensive to cut them free. Don't underestimate a fatty that has got a sniff of cake.
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ReplyDeletelol!
DeleteMaybe they should put them posts around whole towns? Stoke-on-Trent for example! That place is full of fatties, they could all be wedge in together and only allow to leave when they are slim enough to fit through the bars...
ReplyDeleteThe benefits office could be outside the barred area too, so the scroungers couldn't get any Disablility Allowance until they were slim enough to no longer need it!
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DeleteThere are a lot of fatties in Stoke. Must be all the oat cakes.
DeleteI like your thinking
DeleteCruel
ReplyDeleteBut fair
DeleteI]ve never been to Dunelm
ReplyDeleteProbably because you wouldn't fit
DeleteHe wouldn't even get up the stairs
DeleteIf Greggs did this they would go out of business
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ReplyDeleteI like to consider myself curvaceous rather than fat.
ReplyDeleteYou've got curves in all the right places girl!
DeleteI love Dunelm Mill
ReplyDeleteIt's a shit store
ReplyDeleteDunelm seriously lacks class.
ReplyDeleteI've never been in Dunelm. I am a bit chubby, so it is just as well.
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