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Thursday, 26 February 2015

Dog Walking

If you own a dog, you need to walk it. Some people find this therapeutic, some people find it a chore. Either way, there is one aspect of dog walking that nobody likes. That is cleaning up the steaming presents that your canine pal leaves along our highways and byways.
This need not be the case. Horse owners are not expected to clean up after their horse. So, when walking your dog, don a pair of thick comical glasses and put a saddle on your dog. Let it crap where it will, and if anyone says anything, just claim that you thought you bought a Shetland pony.
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26 comments:

  1. Anonymous26 February 2015 at 12:21

    If I see a dog shit and I know who owns it, I put the shit threw their letterbox.

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  2. Bex Lewis26 February 2015 at 12:58

    I don't trust dogs. They just crap so openly. no shame. they don't care where or who is watching them. At least cats look guilty and try to hide it.

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  3. Unknown26 February 2015 at 13:39

    When I was a girl we had a toy poodle. It was horrible. We didn't get on. I wouldn't walk it because I was embarrassed by it.

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  4. Unknown26 February 2015 at 14:00

    I've never had a dog

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  5. Unknown27 February 2015 at 12:28

    I have a goldfish. It can crap if it wants to. He's the one that has to live with it.

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  6. Unknown28 February 2015 at 10:49

    No pets, no crap. Simple!

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  7. Unknown28 February 2015 at 12:16

    My Grandfather had a donkey. whenevr it did its business in the street, people would rush out and collect the dung.

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  8. Unknown28 February 2015 at 13:45

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  9. Anonymous3 March 2015 at 11:16

    Dogs do dog do.

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  10. Unknown4 March 2015 at 00:03

    Why don't horse riders have to clear up after their horses?

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  11. Unknown5 March 2015 at 23:11

    Make horse riders clean up the same as dog walkers

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  12. Anonymous7 March 2015 at 22:59

    Crapping horses should be sold to Findus.

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  13. Unknown10 March 2015 at 23:55

    The only dog I like is doggystyle

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  14. Unknown11 March 2015 at 13:18

    I don't ride (horses) anymore, but when I did, I always cleaned up after them. Except when they did their business in front of Mrs Adams house. She's a miserable cow.

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  15. Anonymous5 April 2015 at 00:01

    Is this blog dead?

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