McDonald's are under pressure from Starbucks, Costa and Cafe Nero as the place to congregate for young people. In response to this, McDonald's have expanded their range of coffee and released commercials to create awareness.
According to one particular commercial that appears to be favoured at the moment, McDonald's have a coffee for every occasion. Whatever the message that you might wish to convey, McDonald's reckon that have the appropriate coffee to accompany it. So what type of coffee says I've sold your children on eBay to fund my Crack habit?
I bet it's a Latte!
ReplyDeleteI find that if you cut kids up and then sell them on eBay you can get a better return for your efforts.
ReplyDeleteI want a set of eyes in blue and a kidney. How much will that cost me?
DeleteIt's got to be cappuccino.
ReplyDeleteProbably a mocha!
ReplyDeleteEspresso!
ReplyDeleteCinnamon latte with a Cadbury's chocolate flake for dipping, yum x
ReplyDeleteAlways espresso. It's strong enough to say anything.
ReplyDeleteIs it strong enough to say 'I'm doing your sister'?
DeleteOr your Dad!
DeleteI'm totally wired after an espresso.
ReplyDeleteI love McDonalds, but I don't drink coffee. It's bad for you.
ReplyDeleteWhoever would have thought that!
DeleteIt looks like someone has climbed over the fence at the zoo and is trying to pet the tiger!
DeleteSo is being fat lardy!
ReplyDeleteSo is being skinny bean pole!
ReplyDeleteHe probably couldn't handle a real woman.
DeleteIf she was anything like you, he would need a block and tackle.
DeleteA real woman is a mature woman. a woman of experience, that can show a man a real good time. Ripe fruit is always the sweetest.
DeleteWell said Paula
DeleteI find a coffee enema quite refreshing, but they won't let you do it in McDonalds
ReplyDeleteBest place to stick their crap coffee.
DeletePut some schnapps in her coffee, and then you can say anything.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the words of a Date Raper!
DeleteOff with his nads!
DeleteMcDonalds rule my world!
ReplyDeleteYours is probably not much of a world. It just revolves around feeding times.
DeleteI'll take on the world after a double espresso!
ReplyDeleteInteresting site! lots of nices ms to crack the humorous... Therefore the only option left ladies is a " rich Hot Chocolate" as a proven facts with the best healthy options.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind a taste!
DeleteI love the last picture. Not sure if I would drink the coffee though.
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