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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Phones4U

I've finally got a new phone. So I'm now only about two years behind the times. At least I've made it into the 21st century. I contacted Mazuma Mobile to see if I could get any cash back for my old phone. I was greeted with a sharp intake of breath and was then promptly informed that it would cost me a tenner for them to take the old one off my hands.

Many people have predicted that advances in technology and the low cost of phones will see the demise of public phone boxes within the next few years. However, I'm not so sure. Granted a public phone will not play your favourite music or allow you to stalk your ex on social networking sites, but you can't eat your kebab out of the rain on a Saturday night or relieve yourself of a surplus of alcohol in a Apple iPhone 4S or a BlackBerry Z10.

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32 comments:

  1. Unknown31 January 2013 at 10:03

    I've got a BlackBerry Z10

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    1. Anonymous8 February 2013 at 04:04

      I have a blackberry and apple pie. I will probably have it with custard.

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  2. Unknown31 January 2013 at 10:13

    Have you ever peed on it Lu Lui?

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    1. Anonymous31 January 2013 at 10:22

      I bet she has, and filmed it on her BlackBerry.

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  3. Unknown31 January 2013 at 11:52

    You guys are sick! LOL!

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  4. Anonymous31 January 2013 at 11:56

    Why thank you sweet lady!

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    1. Unknown31 January 2013 at 13:07

      Do you think she will want to have sex with you now? Saddo!

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  5. Anonymous31 January 2013 at 12:17

    Creep

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  6. Unknown3 February 2013 at 12:59

    I would die without my iPhone

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    1. Anonymous4 February 2013 at 15:03

      Where's your picture gone chunky?

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    2. Unknown4 February 2013 at 15:17

      Where's your picture? or even your name? You big brave bully.

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  7. Anonymous3 February 2013 at 22:37

    Or you might die from diabetes

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  8. Unknown4 February 2013 at 11:33

    Or just burst.

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  9. Unknown4 February 2013 at 15:01

    Ignore him girlfriend. Big girls are sexy. You know all the men dig our curves. x

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    1. Unknown6 February 2013 at 03:00

      No they are not, but neither are skinny girls.

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    2. Unknown7 February 2013 at 07:22

      In Germany many men find big girls sexy

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    3. Unknown8 February 2013 at 04:06

      My experience suggests many Germans like any girl that will let them have sex. They are also into watersports and all manner of strange sexual practices.

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    4. Unknown11 February 2013 at 15:21

      Big girls you are beautiful x

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    5. Unknown12 February 2013 at 11:17

      How fabulous, a chubby serenade!

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  10. Unknown4 February 2013 at 15:37

    You know it! x

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  11. Unknown5 February 2013 at 02:11

    Real men would dig my tight butt! x

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  12. Anonymous5 February 2013 at 02:16

    I bet he gets more action than you fatty!

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  13. Anonymous6 February 2013 at 05:22

    I'll trump on anyone

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  14. Unknown7 February 2013 at 05:58

    Blackberry rule!!!!

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  15. Unknown28 February 2013 at 00:51

    I peed in a phone box when I got caught short one saturday night. My friend stood in front of the door so nobody could see. I think he had a sly peep though.

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  16. Unknown13 March 2013 at 03:20

    I've peed in a phone box loads of times.

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    1. Anonymous27 March 2013 at 12:50

      I bet you do it with the door open Sally.

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