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Monday, 10 June 2013

Fighting Squirrels

Once upon a time red squirrels ruled the trees of England. Then some genius had the bright idea to introduce grey squirrels (For all Americans reading this, that is the correct spelling of Grey). This resulted in the red squirrels getting a bit of a kicking. Consequently, few red squirrels remain in England.
On a trip to Canada, I noticed they had black squirrels. Now I have no idea how hard black squirrels are, but I'm keen to find out. Imagine the possibilities. Would the red squirrels welcome the new black squirrels and team up with them to fight back? Would the black squirrels be tough enough to overthrow the present reigning squirrel fighting champions alone. Leading to a potential new oppressor of squirrel kind.? Will the black squirrels fight the grey squirrels to a standstill, allowing for the red squirrels to make a timely comeback to reclaim the throne. The possibilities are endless.



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20 comments:

  1. Anonymous10 June 2013 at 11:21

    My money would be on the grey squirrels.

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    1. Anonymous13 June 2013 at 14:10

      I'm backing a red and black squirrel alliance.

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  2. Unknown10 June 2013 at 11:34

    This is so funny. PMSL!

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  3. Anonymous10 June 2013 at 11:37

    If boxing is anything to go by, bet on the black ones.

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  4. Anonymous10 June 2013 at 12:52

    Squirrel Schwarzenegger

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  5. Unknown11 June 2013 at 00:12

    I love the pictures on this one.

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  6. Unknown11 June 2013 at 00:25

    Check out the Jay Cutler squirrel.

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  7. Unknown11 June 2013 at 00:30

    Squirrels are so cute.

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  8. Unknown11 June 2013 at 05:58

    I love squirrels. They always look like they are having fun.

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  9. Unknown11 June 2013 at 06:15

    You can eat squirrels.

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    1. Anonymous11 June 2013 at 07:51

      You look like you can eat anything.

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    2. Unknown19 June 2013 at 05:18

      Eu gosto de comer esquilos

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  10. Unknown12 June 2013 at 06:04

    I think the weasels will move in and finish them all off after the squirrel wars.

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    1. Anonymous12 June 2013 at 09:01

      I think you will find that badgers are the wildlife bad boys.

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  11. Unknown12 June 2013 at 11:07

    I have squirrels in my garden. I think they are cheeky and cute.

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  12. Unknown12 June 2013 at 23:05

    I'm thinking of experimenting crossing a squirel with a ferret. Should beat the lot.

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  13. Anonymous14 June 2013 at 15:23

    Are there any rules to this perceived conflict? Are weapons allowed?

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  14. Anonymous15 June 2013 at 01:23

    I've heard that the Tufty Club are packing

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