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Sunday, 2 June 2013

Taking A Dip!


After the coldest Spring in living memory, Summer is finally here. This has taken us a little by surprise. Consequently, an abundance of long forgot activities are have returned to enrich our lives.
Swimming to many has become a distant memory. Consequently, swimming pool etiquette is often found wanting as I discovered to my shame. It is widely accepted that people frequently urinate in swimming pools. However, nobody told me that I couldn't stand on the side to do it.
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29 comments:

  1. Unknown2 June 2013 at 01:36

    What's the score regarding crapping in the pool?

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  2. Unknown2 June 2013 at 01:52

    I threw up in a pool at a party once. It did not go down well.

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  3. Anonymous2 June 2013 at 02:07

    There are far too many fat people in swimming pools to allow for a fun time.

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  4. Unknown2 June 2013 at 08:33

    I'm sure the woman in the first picture lives by me.

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  5. Unknown2 June 2013 at 13:35

    I once got banned from a pool in Ibiza for jumping off the diving board naked.

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    1. Anonymous2 June 2013 at 13:37

      I would love to have seen that.

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    2. xeplorer29 January 2014 at 17:43

      Love skinny dipping even with girls that aren't . Skinny that is

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  6. Unknown3 June 2013 at 02:01

    I'm not sure i want to go swimming again!

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  7. Unknown3 June 2013 at 13:48

    I never swim in public pools. But I suppose posh people pee in pools too.

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  8. Anonymous3 June 2013 at 13:50

    It's alright for Germans. They're into that sort of thing.

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    1. Unknown4 June 2013 at 10:21

      Watersports are very popular in gay clubs.

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  9. Unknown3 June 2013 at 23:18

    I can't swim, so I never go to the pool.

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  10. Unknown4 June 2013 at 12:53

    There was a very funny clip on YouTube of a girl with diarrhea in a hot tub.

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    1. Anonymous4 June 2013 at 13:09

      I've seen that clip. I loved the panic as everyone tried to get out all at once.

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  11. Unknown4 June 2013 at 13:17

    I feel embarrassed if I so much as fart in a swimming pool.

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    1. Anonymous10 June 2013 at 10:03

      It's only embarrassing if you follow through.

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  12. Unknown4 June 2013 at 23:13

    My swimming days are long over.

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  13. Unknown4 June 2013 at 23:39

    Skinny dipping in the local reservoir was for us a summer extravaganza. Most families would be represented there. Prams, picnics and carry out's were the order of the day. Someones dad drowned one year due to drinking alcohol and swimming! In our favorite pond there was an Island to which the good swimmers would set out. Once I was behind a group when one of the stragglers took an asthma fit and was in trouble. I saved him, I'm not a hero no but I had rehearsed in my head what I would do in such circumstances. My plan was to get directly behind the person and dive under and push them to land, but it didn't work this well here. I dived under was was not strong enough to push this drowning man inland. Instead he held me under and I felt panic, fortunately my thrust was enough to get him to safety and I gained control to get ashore.They said I saved him but I know that I was lucky to get out alive.

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  14. Anonymous6 June 2013 at 11:59

    I like to float some well shaped chocolate bars in swimming pools.

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  15. Anonymous6 June 2013 at 13:35

    What has the fat woman in the picture got in her hand? it looks like she is waiting for a bus to take her to hospital with a urine sample.

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  16. Unknown7 June 2013 at 07:12

    I once peed in a pool at a party because the queue for the toilet was too long. I just couldn't hold it anymore.

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  17. Unknown7 June 2013 at 07:59

    We all do it.

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  18. Unknown11 June 2013 at 06:05

    PMSL! which is better than doing it in the pool I suppose.

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  19. Unknown12 June 2013 at 12:52

    I always pee in the pool. I do it because it makes me feel naughty.

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    1. mostafa1 January 2016 at 13:30

      huuum fantastico!ı was aleady in a difficult situation making me itch ı went to the pool once ı enter the body and said that when ı went to the doctor mushrooms ı have never been from him.

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  20. Unknown7 July 2013 at 00:42

    Everyone pees in the pool. Very few admit it.

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