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Friday, 26 July 2013

Epilepsy

I saw someone have an epileptic fit the other day. People stood around gawping, wondering what to do. Then one wag piped up and suggested that the poor inflicted soul be thrown in a bath with some detergent so that they could do their washing.

I can't believe the ignorance of some people. It is common knowledge that people having epileptic fits frequently soil themselves, due to their loss of muscle control. I can't see how that would help remove those stubborn stains and ground in dirt.


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22 comments:

  1. Unknown26 July 2013 at 06:42

    Wrong, but very funny.

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  2. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 06:45

    Twisted freak!

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  3. Unknown26 July 2013 at 06:47

    I nearly soiled myself reading it.

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  4. Unknown26 July 2013 at 06:51

    OMG! that is just wrong! Why can't I stop giggling?

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  5. Anonymous26 July 2013 at 06:52

    Being epileptic is a bonus if you are into watersports.

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    1. Anonymous9 August 2013 at 21:15

      Now that is seriously wrong! LOL!

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    2. Bex Lewis10 August 2013 at 00:48

      Nothing wrong with watersports.

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    3. Unknown15 August 2013 at 13:59

      Very true Bex

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    4. Unknown3 October 2013 at 03:12

      one of the nicest ways of getting a shower.... and a mouthwash!!!

      but I AM giggling over some of these comments... although I'd HATE to be given a blow job by an epileptic as she was going into spasm... don't want my fat cock mangled by her gnashers!!! OUCH!

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    5. Anonymous3 October 2013 at 04:29

      LOL

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  6. Anonymous4 August 2013 at 01:41

    so wrong lol

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  7. Unknown9 August 2013 at 22:20

    I did pee myself a little reading this. Glad I was in the privacy of my own home. Could have been embarrassing LOL!

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    1. Unknown3 October 2013 at 03:16

      nothing wrong with nicely soaked panties for your partner to lick and suck and enjoy when he/she comes home.... better still if he/she is an epileptic, cos then you could throw them in the bath together!!

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  8. Anonymous10 August 2013 at 00:39

    I loved this one.

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  9. Unknown10 August 2013 at 00:57

    Epileptics are often mistaken for break dancers.

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  10. Anonymous10 August 2013 at 02:32

    I use epilepsy as an excuse for pissing the bed.

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    1. Anonymous11 August 2013 at 02:46

      OMG!

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    2. Unknown12 August 2013 at 00:19

      Pissing your own bed or someone else's?

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    3. Unknown15 August 2013 at 10:20

      I once slept with a guy who peed the bed. I'm glad it was his bed and not mine. I still wasn't impressed.

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  11. Unknown12 September 2013 at 07:12

    That is just wrong, so why is it so funny?

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    1. Unknown3 October 2013 at 03:20

      we ALL giggle and laugh at 'wrong' things... most probably because we visualise the situations and find them funny.... and, after all, they are rather surreal images...

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