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Monday, 22 July 2013

School Lies!

During our school days we trusted our teachers implicitly. The word of our teachers equated to those of God. However, looking back from a better informed stand point, we are able to recognise we were duped. Take science lessons for instance. Like many school children before and since, I faced the prospect of learning the periodic table. What a sham that turned out to be. It is now become obvious that sulphur is just powdered egg. That is probably just the tip of the iceberg. Who knows what cobalt really is!

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22 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 July 2013 at 03:07

    I'm not sure I would eat an omelette made from sulphur

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  2. Unknown22 July 2013 at 03:10

    It does smell the same.

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  3. Unknown22 July 2013 at 04:01

    There is a surprising similarity

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  4. Unknown22 July 2013 at 04:34

    Why do so many science teachers smell of chemicals?

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  5. Unknown22 July 2013 at 23:10

    Science teachers are boring

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  6. Bex Lewis23 July 2013 at 12:47

    There was always lots of fun things to play with in science lessons. Some of the boys were always setting light to things.

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  7. Unknown23 July 2013 at 12:52

    I married a science teacher. He could be a little boring, but he was a good man at heart.

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  8. Unknown23 July 2013 at 12:59

    I loved science lessons when an experiment went wrong. Explosions were always so funny.

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  9. Anonymous23 July 2013 at 14:05

    I used to enjoy messing with the Bunsen burners :p they got me into a lot of trouble!

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  10. Anonymous23 July 2013 at 22:37

    I once got out of a cross country run by setting my PE get alight in a chemistry lesson. They couldn't argue with that excuse. I just claimed somebody else did it and I didn't know who the culprit was.

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  11. Unknown24 July 2013 at 05:12

    I loved it when we cut up rats in science class. Sticking bits of rats in other kids sandwiches was great fun.

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    1. Anonymous24 July 2013 at 10:42

      At least you weren't cutting up other kids!

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    2. Anonymous24 July 2013 at 23:41

      I like the idea of cutting up kids and putting them in sandwiches

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  12. Unknown24 July 2013 at 10:55

    I never gave it a second thought in chemistry lessons, but I can see what you mean.

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  13. Unknown24 July 2013 at 11:29

    What is Vanadium or Rubidium?

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  14. Unknown25 July 2013 at 04:01

    I loved chemistry. It was like Disneyland for nerds.

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  15. Unknown25 July 2013 at 05:36

    I was a school teacher. The science teachers were the lepers of the staff room.

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  16. Unknown25 July 2013 at 07:06

    The only thing I liked about school was making out with the boys.

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    1. Unknown16 August 2013 at 13:27

      Lol and me i loved to make out with the girls or one extra hot female teacher

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  17. Unknown10 August 2013 at 00:59

    All I remember about chemistry lessons are the fires. Something was always being set on fire.

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  18. Unknown16 August 2013 at 13:26

    Never liked chimestry i always got the most boring teachers

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    1. Unknown21 August 2013 at 12:08

      What was your sex education teacher like?

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