Translate

Friday, 25 October 2013

Mad Max Factor

Scientists often claim that the one thing that will survive a nuclear apocalypse is the cockroach. They are hardy creatures and I don't dispute this. However, they will not stand alone as the only surviving remnant of the past. If the likes of Mad Max, Doomsday and Cyborg have taught us anything, it is that peroxide and extreme cosmetics will also pass through a major catastrophe unharmed.
Posted by at

24 comments:

  1. Unknown25 October 2013 at 10:41

    Mohican haircuts look like they will be very popular

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown25 October 2013 at 11:44

      could be fun... mohican pubes... under arm styling... heads... beards... moustaches.... chests... we could start a new craze!!!

      Delete
    2. Unknown25 October 2013 at 12:11

      I once had a boyfriend who shaved and coloured his chest hair into a big red heart when I was a student for rag week.

      Delete
    3. Anonymous25 October 2013 at 12:28

      I bet he was in the rugby team Sue.

      Delete
    4. Unknown25 October 2013 at 12:30

      How did you guess?

      Delete
  2. Unknown25 October 2013 at 10:44

    CERTAINLY counts me out then... naturally bald BUT I do have a multi coloured fluorescent mohican party wig... will THAT save me from the doomsday holocaust?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown25 October 2013 at 11:36

      Do you have a matching merkin?

      Delete
    2. Unknown25 October 2013 at 11:39

      I'd let you make me one Lois... and I'll make you one too.. or should that be one two? or even one two too?

      Delete
    3. Unknown27 October 2013 at 14:43

      What colour did you have in mind?

      Delete
    4. Unknown1 November 2013 at 05:05

      Multi coloured??? Maybe Lois can make all of us one....

      Delete
  3. Unknown25 October 2013 at 10:54

    I hope there are a lot of good recipes for cockroaches.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown25 October 2013 at 11:41

      Would it matter if only cockroaches were the only things alive???
      and the word cockroach... would anyone think of putting a cock in the end of their spliff??? I've many better places I like to put my cock in ;)

      Delete
  4. Unknown25 October 2013 at 11:23

    I don't think I could eat a cockroach

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Anonymous25 October 2013 at 11:26

      Who are you kidding Chunky? I bet you would even eat a dog turd.

      Delete
    2. Unknown25 October 2013 at 11:31

      Just because I'm fat, it doesn't mean I would eat anything.

      Delete
    3. Unknown25 October 2013 at 11:43

      If that was ALL there was to eat, I'm sure you would... you've got to keep your protein levels up....mind you, the cockroaches might mutate and want to eat you..

      Delete
    4. Anonymous25 October 2013 at 12:02

      It's just a matter of packaging. I bet you would eat a McTurd or a McCockroach

      Delete
    5. Unknown25 October 2013 at 23:43

      I don't think I could eat one.

      Delete
  5. Unknown25 October 2013 at 13:14

    Who is the actor in the pictures and what film are they from? He looks really scary!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Unknown26 October 2013 at 10:55

    He might be a natural blonde

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Unknown26 October 2013 at 11:48

      The pictures are taken from the film Doomsday, which is set in Scotland. So there is a good chance he is actually a natural GINGER!!!!!

      Delete
    2. Unknown26 October 2013 at 12:33

      That's probably why he dyed it.

      Delete
    3. Unknown26 October 2013 at 13:45

      Cheeky twats!

      Delete
    4. Unknown1 November 2013 at 05:07

      Does your carpet match your head hair Carol? I love munching carpets ;)

      Delete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)