Halloween is upon us once again. A time when children joyfully get dressed up in all manner of costumes and go door to door in an attempt to achieve a sugar induced coma.
I always go the extra mile to make sure my household is stocked to accommodate their demands. Nothing says Halloween more than a nice homemade Toffee Onion. Both a trick and a treat!
How bad must they taste.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Those poor kids.
ReplyDeleteI hang a gold track suit on the washing line. Kids don't want to go round Jimmy Saville's house.
ReplyDeleteHe's dead you prat
DeleteI just went to the pub and came back too late for the kids
ReplyDeleteThey never seem to come to my place.
ReplyDeleteYou are clearly insane
ReplyDeleteI dressed as a slutty cat and went to a wild party. Halloween isn't just for kids.
ReplyDeleteI bet you were a stunning slutty cat
DeleteTurn off the lights and turn down the tv, they soon go away
ReplyDeleteToffee onions UUUGGGGHHHHH........slutty cats however thats a different story LOL
ReplyDeleteI am really surprised Jehovahs don't celebrate Halloween...I thought their children loved toffee onions and other trick and treat fare x
DeleteOnly you could come up with something like toffee onions
ReplyDeleteNever open the door naked............nobody believed it was a mistake!
ReplyDeleteHalloween is a great time for a bit of role play
ReplyDeleteI love Halloween......but I don't fancy one of your toffee onions
ReplyDeleteI loved Halloween as a kid and still do. Best holiday ever!
ReplyDeleteI think you might have loved it a little too much Larry
DeletePity people didn't give you salad
DeleteDid any of the other kids ever get any sweets?
ReplyDeleteI just stayed in with some friends and watched horror movies
ReplyDeleteOMG that's mad
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