Movember is upon us once again. A chance to sport facial hair with a ready made excuse.
It's an event I not only embrace, but truly appreciate. In a time of economic hardship, I can save a pretty penny on shaving materials and an abundance of time that would otherwise be expended on a joyless task.
Now all I need to do is find an circumstance that requires me not needing to wash for a month. They appear to have such an event in France, and they manage to keep it up all year.
Perhaps I should grow my pubic hair
ReplyDeleteMight be a little itchy for the first few days
DeleteI think you're thinking of Fanuary
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DeleteThanks Paul. I think I will give it a go.
DeleteOMG there really is a Fanuary!
DeleteThat will make you popular
ReplyDeleteI've never heard of Movember
ReplyDeleteOr salad
DeletePerhaps you should consider moving to France
ReplyDeleteI sometimes think I wash too much, but you can't beat a long soak in the bath.
ReplyDeleteCan I soap you up?
DeleteCheeky
DeleteYou are right Alison, you can't beat a long soak.... I tried it once and the water went EVERYWHERE... perhaps the stick I used to beat it with was too thick!!
DeleteI know what you mean Alison. A good book and a glass of wine in the bath are my second favourite pasttime.
DeleteI'm growing a Mexican bandit moustache..........Viva Zapata!
ReplyDeleteDirty Sanchez
DeleteI couldn't snog a guy with facial hair
ReplyDeleteWell make sure you stay well shaven then Carol.... I would happily snog a girl with facial hair.... I'm sure it would tickle her xx
DeleteI do not know about this Movember
ReplyDeleteOr washing
DeleteWhat about next Movember? or last Movember??
DeleteI've tried, but I just can't grow facial hair properly. It comes out all patchy
ReplyDeleteYou need to propagate it first... use good potting compost and don't plant the hairs too closely together... when thick and lush, pinch out and over time the gaps will all fill in.... Easy!!
DeleteIn Italy the women don't seem to have a problem growing facial hair.
DeleteMy Brother's Mother in law has a moustache.
ReplyDeleteWhere does she keep it? in a jar by the door? or in the bathroom cabinet?
DeleteDo you think she could knit me one? x