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Sunday, 5 January 2014

Boxer Dog

I asked a friend of mine what he had for Christmas. He told me that he didn't receive much in the way of presents, as he and his wife had just forked out £600 for a boxer dog. 

 What a waste of money! Why didn't he go down to the local pound and pick up any unwanted dog for free, take it home and hit it in the face with a frying pan?

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31 comments:

  1. Anonymous5 January 2014 at 11:42

    Mad twat!

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    1. Unknown5 January 2014 at 15:12

      I agree with the waist of money. Although I am guilty of it. And plenty of animals at shelters need love. No pan needed.

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  2. Bex Lewis5 January 2014 at 11:49

    Brilliant, I love it!

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  3. Unknown5 January 2014 at 12:03

    How cruel... and why not simply take the frying pan up to the local pound and hit several in the face and see which one is the cutest??? That way, not only can you choose, you can leave some boxer "type" dogs for others to collect!!

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  4. Unknown5 January 2014 at 12:07

    Great idea Neil

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  5. Unknown5 January 2014 at 12:33

    Someone has been watching too much Tom and Jerry

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    1. Anonymous5 January 2014 at 22:29

      Weren't Tom and Jerry about a cat and a mouse?

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    2. Unknown5 January 2014 at 23:07

      There was a dog in Tom and Jerry sometimes, and I remember him being hit in the face with a frying pan

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    3. Unknown6 January 2014 at 12:04

      His name was Spike

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  6. Anonymous5 January 2014 at 23:08

    Forget the frying pan, use a steam iron.

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    1. Unknown6 January 2014 at 12:46

      Instead of a Boxer you would end up with a hot dog.

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  7. Unknown7 January 2014 at 06:33

    I can't understand people buying dogs from breeders when there are so many unwanted dogs in need of a good home.

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  8. Unknown7 January 2014 at 06:37

    Why do people feel the need to cut their tails off?

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    1. Unknown7 January 2014 at 11:25

      It always strikes me as cruel

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    2. Unknown7 January 2014 at 12:22

      I didn't know they cut their tails off. I thought they just had little stumpy tails.

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    3. Anonymous7 January 2014 at 13:59

      Dopey cow

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  9. Unknown8 January 2014 at 01:22

    I love this post. I always had a soft spot for cartoons.

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 10:20

      So do I. Family Guy rocks!

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    2. Unknown8 January 2014 at 10:26

      I liked the innocence of Danger Mouse.

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    3. Anonymous8 January 2014 at 15:33

      How old are you?

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  10. Unknown9 January 2014 at 14:09

    I prefer cats. At least they don't rip kids to pieces or savage postmen.

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    1. Unknown16 January 2014 at 04:36

      Lions and Tigers do.... well, maybe not postmen... unless they are i Africa or India...

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  11. Anonymous11 January 2014 at 06:49

    Richard Gere prefers hamsters.

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  12. Anonymous12 January 2014 at 01:27

    I like beavers.

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  13. Anonymous16 January 2014 at 06:22

    I also like barbers. They appear to be very popular.

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  14. Anonymous17 January 2014 at 12:53

    I think you mean beavers. I think you have a prudish device corrective your spelling.

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    1. Anonymous17 January 2014 at 12:55

      That would be correcting and not corrective.

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  15. Unknown19 January 2014 at 08:52

    I can certainly see the attraction of beavers, but can you tame them?

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  16. Anonymous19 January 2014 at 13:36

    oh yes good one Eve

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  17. Unknown6 March 2014 at 06:43

    I like beavers too, but prefer eating them all.

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