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Wednesday, 22 January 2014

Product Placement

The government are concerned about the number of accidents occurring at Level Crossings. Apparently, ten people have died on them in the past year. Unfortunately, they are yet to come up with any new initiatives to improve safety standards on the crossings. They already have safety barriers and warning notices, but these are still proving insufficient. Personally, I think Level Crossings do a sterling job in cleaning up the gene pool.
If they really must make them safer, perhaps they should be looking are the surrounding environment, rather than wasting more of the tax payers money.

  I've noticed that new branches of Greggs have been springing up everywhere. Now I don't blame Greggs for trying to cash in on the Porker Pound. It is just a case of basic Supply and Demand. However, common sense dictates that they should not be allowed to open up new outlets in the immediate vicinity of Level Crossings. Once those lard lovers get a whiff of those pies, no warning notices or safety barriers are going to stop them. 
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31 comments:

  1. Anonymous22 January 2014 at 13:56

    It also costs a lot to hose their fat carcasses off the front of the trains.

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  2. Unknown22 January 2014 at 14:12

    Do they really have loyalty cards at Greggs?

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    1. Unknown27 January 2014 at 02:22

      I don't know about loyalty cards, but they do have gift vouchers

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    2. Anonymous2 February 2014 at 03:13

      Greggs gift card = Stokie Sterling

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  3. Unknown22 January 2014 at 14:48

    I think they should make all level crossing barriers usin the Bulgarian and Romanian immigrants so they can earn their money...or get killed in their duty!!

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  4. Unknown22 January 2014 at 14:58

    If you had an incline up to the crossing the fatties would never make it.

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  5. Bex Lewis22 January 2014 at 15:10

    You can't beat the power of the pie!

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  6. Bex Lewis22 January 2014 at 15:19

    Yes, but at least I'm not a fatty.

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  7. Unknown22 January 2014 at 23:17

    I would encourage Greggs to open more outlets near level crossings. It would probably save the NHS a lot of money in the long run.

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  8. Unknown23 January 2014 at 00:44

    Crazy!

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  9. Unknown23 January 2014 at 01:54

    This is certainly funnier than the public service announcement on tv.

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  10. Unknown23 January 2014 at 02:26

    Fish Fingers and Custard.....is that for real?

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    1. Anonymous25 January 2014 at 08:00

      No worse than their other products

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    2. Anonymous26 January 2014 at 01:51

      How about steak and kidney pie with custard.

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  11. Unknown23 January 2014 at 04:08

    There's always fat people queing out the door at Greggs

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  12. Anonymous24 January 2014 at 05:04

    Do they have Greggs in America?

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  13. Unknown26 January 2014 at 12:09

    To my shame, I tend to eat in Burger King

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  14. Unknown27 January 2014 at 00:40

    Greggs is like a plague. They are everywhere.

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  15. Unknown27 January 2014 at 02:05

    I fear the fatties could derail the trains

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  16. Unknown29 January 2014 at 13:35

    I've never been in Greggs. I'm only little, I'm frightened I could get eaten.

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  17. Unknown29 January 2014 at 15:15

    Pies and ketchup. Food of the gods.

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