Do you have a rear that resembles two zeppelins colliding in a pair of pants?
Have puffins attempted to nest in the crevices between your rolls of fat?
Have you been having sleepless nights due to you lack of a Valentines card......again?
Chins up fatty, it's pancake day tomorrow!
The nesting puffins could provide the eggs for the pancakes.
ReplyDeleteEveryone loves pancakes
ReplyDeleteYou can't beat traditional pancakes with sugar and lemon juice.
ReplyDeleteThe only way
DeleteStrawberries and whipped cream on mine.
DeleteI love cream.
DeleteI'll give you some cream
DeleteAnon your more likely good at tossing the thnigs
DeleteLOL! nice one Gerry
DeleteDo you only have pancakes one day a year? I have them every day.
ReplyDeleteI can see that
DeleteBring it on. I can take it.
DeleteGood for you Larry
DeleteA day for tossers
ReplyDeleteI bought some whipped cream to go on my pancakes, but I ended up using it for something else.
ReplyDeleteI bet you did it would go great on you plus a few other things
DeleteThanks honey x
DeleteMandy I thought you meant your were going to put cream on your pancakes, I was getting excited there.
DeleteI'll give you some cream.
DeleteWhat bloke wouldn't?
Deletehttp://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/millions-remember-the-martyrdom-of-saint-pancake-201202214919
ReplyDeletePuffins nesting in crevices, so funny x
ReplyDeleteLove pancakes
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