Thomas, also known as Didymus was originally referred to as The Twin. Although his twin is never named. Perhaps the reason for this is not because he was a twin, but was actually just fat. Fat of biblical proportions.
When Jesus had risen from the grave and presented himself to his followers, Thomas is said to have doubted that it was actually Jesus himself. Perhaps Thomas was not actually expressing doubts and was merely looking to reduce the numbers of the group. Thus allowing for larger portions when they distributed their food . It was a a smart move on the part of Thomas. If Jesus was rejected, he gains a larger dinner. Whilst if Jesus is accepted, he loses the Twin tag. Unfortunately for him, he was then saddled with the name Doubting Thomas. Better than being known as the Fat Bloke though.
You're going to burn in hell for this one.
ReplyDeleteHow can you believe that? What is wrong with fat people anyway?
ReplyDeleteYou could by right. Just because it has always been preached that way, it doesn't mean it is right.
ReplyDeleteAgreed
DeleteDidymus means twin
ReplyDeleteI don't trust any Catholic priests
ReplyDeleteDid one touch you?
DeleteI'd touch her
DeleteI was touched and I liked it.
DeleteDon't blame you April... they are all pervert material
DeleteSo that is why he needed so many loaves and fishes.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised anyone still bothers with religion
ReplyDeleteI prey for forgiveness for thinking all the naughty things I would do with you naked. mmmm
DeleteI was made to go to Sunday school when I was younger. I never really believed in any of it.
ReplyDeleteI don't like fish
ReplyDeleteThen stay away from dirty women
DeleteOMG Bex, I can't believe you posted that!
Deletejesus couldn't eat m & m's.......they kept falling through his hands....more sweets Thomas!
ReplyDeleteI bet he can't walk on water with those holes in his feet either
DeleteI've got no time for religion
ReplyDeleteAmen to that
Deleteamen brothers and sisters - down with religion !
ReplyDeleteAbout time you posted a new one. Don't keep us hanging.
ReplyDeleteDoubt it.
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