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Wednesday 9 April 2014

Dolphins

Dolphins generally get a good press. Many people have swimming with dolphins on their bucket list. We like dolphins! Well I don't!
When people are asked why they like dolphins, they usually quote the old chestnut about dolphins being as intelligent as humans. That is not much of boast in my opinion. Just look at the participants on the Jeremy Kyle Show (Jerry Springer Show for Americans).

  Just look around you. Everything that you see that has been manufactured was invented by humans. What have dolphins ever invented? I'll tell you what they haven't invented, a device for identifying tuna nets! Whenever this fact is pointed out, the usual comeback is to point out that the US Navy has trained dolphins to attach mines to the hulls of enemy ships. If they are so smart, why aren't they attaching some of those mines to the hulls of tuna fishing vessels?

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19 comments:

  1. Anonymous9 April 2014 at 01:14

    Do bottlenose dolphins have a drink problem?

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  2. Unknown9 April 2014 at 02:09

    If dolphins are so friendly, they should be easy to catch. Why aren't we eating dolphin steaks?

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    1. Unknown12 April 2014 at 13:39

      Can you eat dolphin?

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    2. Anonymous12 April 2014 at 23:11

      You would eat them if they were dipped in chocolate Fatty.

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    3. Unknown13 April 2014 at 13:08

      Just because I'm fat, it does not mean I eat anything.

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    4. Anonymous13 April 2014 at 13:21

      Well I know you don't eat salad

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    5. Unknown27 August 2014 at 09:05

      LMFAO

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  3. Unknown9 April 2014 at 02:21

    dolphins are cute. I don't really care how clever they are.

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    1. Unknown15 April 2014 at 11:36

      Dolphins sure are cute, but I prefer wombats.

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  4. Unknown9 April 2014 at 02:37

    I swam with dolphins. It was awesome.

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    1. Anonymous9 April 2014 at 03:37

      I bet the dolphins loved it.

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  5. Unknown9 April 2014 at 13:11

    I think dolphins are overrated. Sharks are far more interesting.

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  6. Unknown9 April 2014 at 22:49

    I kissed a dolphin at a waterpark. It stank. I have never liked them since.

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  7. Unknown10 April 2014 at 12:55

    The pictures are hilarious.

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  8. Bex Lewis10 April 2014 at 22:57

    I love the dolphin tattoo picture.

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    1. Anonymous12 April 2014 at 00:29

      Have you got a dolphin tattoo Bex?

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  9. Unknown13 April 2014 at 13:31

    Why do tins of tuna say "dolphin friendly"? I bet the tuna didn't even know the dolphin's name.

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  10. Unknown15 April 2014 at 04:58

    So funny

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