QI
I love the television program QI. Stephen Fry, arguably one of the smartest people in the country, challenges our knowledge of everyday facts and presents us with some rather unconventional new ones. I particularly enjoy the strange and unusual facts about the animal kingdom. Here are a few of my favourites.
There is no such thing as a fish!
Kangaroos can't fart!
The fingerprints of a koala are the same as those of a human!
All strange and unusual facts that are open for debate. However, there is one animal fact that I would dispute. There is no way that a cheetah is the fastest animal. I know that there might be some of you out there claiming that a peregrine falcon is the fastest. They are certainly faster than a cheetah, but not a patch on a weasel fired out of a cannon.
Mad twat!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe kangaroos can't fart. Surely they would explode.
ReplyDeletePerhaps that is why they jump
DeleteI served a five year sentence for some evil koala.
ReplyDeleteThe cheetah is the fastest animal on land as the falcon and cannon shot weasel fly.
ReplyDeleteIn the act of running, most animals frequently leave the ground as they run, so does a cheetah count as the fastest animal on land?
DeleteGoes that make the fastest animal on land something like a snake?
DeleteWell it certainly isn't you tubby!
DeleteDon't overlook the physical abilities of the ordinary house cat. It's not all that fast, but its ability to break the windshield out of a bus is quite impressive. (You must throw it really hard)
DeleteKnob!
DeleteWho discovered that kangaroos cannot fart?
ReplyDeleteProbably because a cat wouldn't fit
DeleteWhy would you shoot a weasel out of a cannon?
ReplyDeleteThe cat would fit if you employed power tools first.
DeleteThe cat would fit if you employed power tools first.
DeleteStephen Fry is a genius.
ReplyDeleteHere here!
DeleteI prefer 'tadpoles' being fired from a 'Cannon'. x
ReplyDeleteWould tadpoles be in the running for the fastest swimmers?
DeleteIs there a particular target that you like to shoot your tadpoles at?
DeleteAre you offering Liz?
DeleteWould shoot mine right in your! mouth chloe
DeleteWell there's an interesting offer.
DeleteLooks like you've pulled Chloe
DeleteCan't go faster than the speed of light, which is 186000miles per second
DeleteChloe could pull me as much as she likes! mmm dreaming now
DeleteHow do you pull a cock as small as yours ally wright? Hahahaha i have the proof! Any one want to see poor little ally? Hahaha
DeleteDo show!
DeleteI can run pretty quick myself, depending on what's chasing me.
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