England and Spain are already out. No doubt dogs have been kicked, wives beaten and vast numbers of bars have been wrecked across both nations. It's not just the supporters and their kin that are feeling the pain. Online betting sites are also suffering. With England out, interest is waning.
However, with a bit of careful marketing the money should soon be rolling in again. They have to re-examine their product. It is common knowledge that most international footballers are vastly overpaid and extremely thick. In addition to this, Brazil can be a very dangerous environment for the ignorant. So why not set odds for the demise of players.
Killed by rioters 15/1
Killed by riot police 12/1
Eaten by a crocodile 12/1
Organs harvested for black market 20/1
Killed by sexually transmitted disease 5/2
Death from tropical disease 25/1
Bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider 12/1
Eaten by piranhas 14/1
Eaten by indigenous tribe 10/1
Eaten by Luis Suarez 2/1
I would shorten the odds on the sexually transmitted disease
ReplyDeleteI used to fancy footballers but they are all dickheads
ReplyDeleteI've seen a couple of cuties in the Brazilian team, but they are still probably dickheads.
DeleteCan I feed them to the piranhas?
ReplyDeleteTodger first.
DeleteI don't think anything would want to eat Rooney
ReplyDeleteHave you seen pictures of Rooney with his shirt off? He looks well fat!
DeleteI saw those pictures. Yukkk!
DeleteSuarez should get a life ban
ReplyDeleteUSA all the way!!!
ReplyDeleteForced to fight to the death in a cage for the amusement of others 22/1
ReplyDeleteI enjoy watching Brazil play. Horny hunks and very entertaining.
ReplyDeleteI put the flags up and tried to join the party. I should have known better. Lesson Learnt.
ReplyDeleteI prefer cricket. A gentlemen's sport.
ReplyDeleteBoring boring boring!
DeleteGo USA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey're going home today fatty.
DeleteDo you really believe we can't beat Belgium?
DeleteHa ha!
DeleteCan anyone explain what happened to Brasil?!
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