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Monday, 27 October 2014

Halloween

Once again Halloween is almost upon us. On a positive note, they usually put some classic horror movies on television. Unfortunately, this is outweighed by the down side to Halloween. Dozens of scrounging neighbour kids banging on my door after handouts. It's bad enough that my taxes are paying for their scrounging parents' benefits.
Not this year. I have a cunning plan. By spray painting "dirty nonce" and "paedo" on the outside of my house, those grabbing little urchins should stay well clear of my humble abode. A nice quiet night in front of the television beckons.

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33 comments:

  1. Unknown27 October 2014 at 12:03

    My feelings exactly. I love the horror movies, but hate the kids at the door.

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  2. Unknown27 October 2014 at 12:51

    I love horror movies, but I still can't watch the Exorcist.

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  3. Unknown27 October 2014 at 13:22

    I love the first two Hostel movies and the Saw movies.

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  4. Unknown27 October 2014 at 13:44

    What is a Nonce?

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    1. Unknown27 October 2014 at 13:59

      It's a sex offender

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    2. Unknown30 October 2014 at 11:19

      I'd heard the word used, but never knew what it meant. I didn't want to ask in case I sounded stupid.

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  5. Unknown28 October 2014 at 00:01

    I'll be at a halloween party dressed as a zombie hooker.

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    1. Bex Lewis28 October 2014 at 00:21

      I always go as a Mummy. I like to get unwrapped.

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    2. Allywright28 October 2014 at 14:11

      I would like to unwrap you... a yummy mummy

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    3. Allywright28 October 2014 at 20:18

      This comment has been removed by the author.

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    4. Unknown29 October 2014 at 13:26

      I'm going as a zombie nurse

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    5. Allywright29 October 2014 at 22:35

      Can I have a bed bath please

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    6. Unknown30 October 2014 at 00:22

      I might need to do something to raise your blood pressure. Any ideas?

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    7. Allywright30 October 2014 at 22:42

      I need more blood pressure. Make things bigger

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  6. Unknown28 October 2014 at 12:57

    Party party party. Get your freak on!

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  7. Unknown28 October 2014 at 13:37

    I'm not a fan of halloween, but any excuse for a party.

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  8. paula mathews28 October 2014 at 14:20

    I've seen too many horrors for real.

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  9. Unknown29 October 2014 at 12:04

    I love halloween, always a wild party.

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  10. Unknown29 October 2014 at 12:57

    This is wrong! PMSL!

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  11. Unknown30 October 2014 at 10:38

    I'm getting really excited. Halloween always brings out the kid in me.

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    1. Allywright30 October 2014 at 22:36

      I hope no one plays a trick on you....they are laughing at me Lauren

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    2. Allywright31 October 2014 at 02:07

      Lauren have you blocked me? Sorry if you have

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    3. Unknown3 November 2014 at 12:35

      Ally, Lauren says she hasn't blocked you. Her profile has been shut down. she is trying to get it re-opened.

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    4. Unknown3 November 2014 at 22:50

      I've not blocked you Ally, but my profile is suspended.

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    5. Allywright12 April 2016 at 21:04

      I'm glad you never....but you are all gone now

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  12. Unknown31 October 2014 at 03:40

    I just love halloween

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  13. Unknown31 October 2014 at 04:36

    Best day of the year

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    1. Anonymous1 November 2014 at 17:15

      Did you get much candy fat boy?

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