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Friday, 8 February 2013

Coffee


The Berrow's Journal of Worcester, claims to be the oldest newspaper in the world. They are rightly proud of this fact, and relay old stories in a weekly feature as a kind of demonstration of their history of recording local events.
 

They claim that 250 years ago, on Sunday last, died David Moore, Master of the Old Coffee House, Worcester. He was valued and esteemed by the nobility and gentry that frequented it, for his obliging behaviour, and is much lamented by all his acquaintances.
 
I think perhaps I should be extending my demands as a customer beyond requesting almond syrup in my latte. I've clearly been selling myself short!
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14 comments:

  1. Anonymous9 February 2013 at 01:30

    The lack of employment opportunuties in our failed economy should shift the power to the consumer. Dance monkey, dance!

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  2. Anonymous9 February 2013 at 01:42

    I'll take an espresso and a damn good fisting.

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  3. Unknown9 February 2013 at 12:30

    I'll have an americano with happy endings to go!

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  4. Unknown9 February 2013 at 12:35

    Mochaccino and prostate probe please!

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  5. Unknown10 February 2013 at 03:59

    LOL!

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  6. Unknown10 February 2013 at 05:55

    I hope Ronald removed his wrist watch and cut his finger nails first.

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  7. Unknown18 February 2013 at 11:29

    I'm glad I'm a tea drinker.

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  8. Unknown28 February 2013 at 00:44

    McDonalds is for Chavs and Fattys.

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  9. Unknown1 March 2013 at 08:23

    If I remember rightly, I drank a cup of nescafe and then told my boyfriend that I had slept with his brother. Funnily enough he is no longer my boyfriend, and neither is his brother.

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  10. paula mathews10 March 2013 at 12:05

    Green tea. Keep in natural.

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  11. Unknown12 March 2013 at 08:46

    The best coffee is found in Italy, and certainly not in MacDonalds.

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  12. Anonymous4 February 2018 at 23:20

    MMMMMMM!

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