As mentioned previously, I'm no big fan of horses. However, not being the kind of person to cause unnecessary upset, I've been pondering the dilemma of what to do should someone ever give me a horse.
In the past, your option for equine disposal have been glue or string. I was never really sure which was the most profitable. Fortunately, this quandary no longer exists. The answer is clearly lasagna.
I would eat it. I just love meat.
ReplyDeleteI bet you do!
ReplyDeleteI'll take a large portion!
ReplyDeleteWe all do x
ReplyDeleteThere is no pleasure in choking!
ReplyDeleteChoking the chicken can be fun.
ReplyDeletePMSL!
DeleteHow can strangling a chicken bring you pleasure? Do you kick cats as well?
ReplyDeleteIs it the ignorance of youth or American naivety that renders you a laughing stock?
DeleteDoes anyone else find it ironic that a cat fight has emerged from a comment about kicking cats?
DeleteI like to kick cats. I also like to punch squirrels.
DeleteI'm a vegetarian and I'm finding the situation hilarious.
ReplyDeleteCheeky but true.
DeleteI don't like horses, so I'm happy to eat them.
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