Sharia Law

I can't say I'm fully in favour of the introduction of Sharia Law into the UK. There are certain aspects that quite frankly, don't appear to make any sense whatsoever. Having women walk three paces behind men may well raise the men's street credibility, but it's no way to clear a mine field.

However, I am in favour of the Burqa. I have always been a believer in equality for women, and nothing beats the burqa for creating a level playing field. If all women wore burqas, even the ugly ones would be in with a shout for a bit of action. Gingers, fatties, the deformed, hairy or just plain weird looking all have parity with the normal women. Although any woman with a lazy eye or a squint would be considered a right minger!

One thing that does strike me as a little hypocritical about the compulsory introduction of the burqa, is that I was under the impression that the Qur'an was against gambling. Yet picking a bride must surely have greater odds than the throwing of any dice.