Frozen
The story of a women killing her husband with a squirrel recently went viral. I'm not sure how she carried out this act, but if it were me, I would have frozen the squirrel first and then used it as a club. I would loved to have watched Quincy try to figure out the identity of the murder weapon.
It's surprising how much fun you can actually have with otherwise mundane objects once they are frozen. Walt Disney's head is much better for ten pin bowling in its frozen form.
Let us also not forget how difficult it is to sharpen worms with a pencil sharpener if they are not frozen first.
Brilliant! back on form.
ReplyDeleteYou maniac!
ReplyDeleteI've got to try the frozen mentos
ReplyDeleteI'm not taking a coke from you.
DeleteWhy? Why sharpen worms?
ReplyDeleteWhen freezing worms, It's important to make sure they are layed out straight for freezing. Otherwise it is difficult to get them in the sharpener. I prefer to use the casings from cheap ball point pens.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your tip for freezing squirrels?
DeleteRed squirrels or grey squirrels?
DeleteWhat did they do with the rest of Walt Disney?
ReplyDeleteI would have used a frozen otter. Better bash!
ReplyDeleteOtter tail would provide a good two handed grip.
DeleteI'd use a cat. I'm not keen on cats.
DeleteWhat had her husband done to drive her to do it?
ReplyDeleteHe came home from the pub drunk, with a squirrel.
DeletePerhaps 'woman stabs husband with squirrel' Just means the squirrel was a partner in crime.
ReplyDeleteWe all have our breaking point.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the squirrel's breaking point?
DeleteI thought this post was going to be about that dumb cartoon. So glad it isn't. A big smile!
ReplyDeleteGary how can you hate "Frozen"? It's so cute.
DeleteSorry Liz, but I'm with Gary on that one. It grates on my nerves.
DeleteI once found a cat frozen to death in a restaurant freezer. It was not on the menu. It had gone in without anyone seeing and got locked in.
ReplyDeleteIf it's not on the menu, you can always serve it as a "special".
DeleteWhat does it come with?
DeleteFrench fries
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