A couple of thousand years ago, Romans nailed Jesus to a cross. The Jews got the blame, and are still blamed to this day. Despite there being four accounts in the Bible of the death of Jesus, and in each account it makes it perfectly clear that it was the Romans that crucified him. Nobody ever points their finger at the Italians.
Similarly, Europeans have been blamed for taking tuberculosis to the Americas, resulting in the decimation of the indigenous inhabitants. However, recent scientific studies have shown that tuberculosis was actually spread to the Americas by seals, long before the arrival of any European settlers. I bet we never get an apology. They will just continue to eat their fish and clap in that smug manner.
Seals are clearly evil. that is why Canadians club them to death.
ReplyDeleteTheir clubs could be put to better use in Syria.
DeleteI don't think they need anymore weapons over there!
DeletePerhaps we can send them some TB carrying seals.
DeleteOr a walrus with ebola
DeleteI've never really understood why evertbody blames the Jews. it doesn't make any sense.
ReplyDeletePeople who 'blame the Jews', claim to do so because it was Jewish authorities who turned Jesus over to Pontius Pilate for punishment for his blasphemy. Jewish members of the religious order wanted Romans to carry out punishment that they could not carry out on their own.
DeleteI once helped a thug find a guy I didn't like. When we found him, the thug battered him into next week. I watched with glee, but I did not commit the act. I couldn't make the thug beat him. Neither could the Jewish authorities kill Jesus. Approving of a deed isn't doing the deed.
DeleteI kissed a seal at a water park. It smelled like a dirty fanny.
ReplyDeleteEEEEEWW!
DeleteI'll take your word for that!...can I kiss your clean fanny?!
DeletePerhaps you can clean her fanny
DeleteAre we talking British fanny or American fanny?
DeleteMy money is on the British version of fanny
DeleteAre you an expert Paul?
DeleteWhy did you kiss a seal Bex?
DeleteIf it's an American fanny, that is really disturbing.
DeleteDo you want to find out Athula?
DeleteWhip it out and send me a picture big boy!
DeleteOn its way. do you have a picture for me?
DeleteI was definately talking about the English fanny!
DeleteHave you smelled many dirty fannys?
DeleteThey also got blamed for the plague.
ReplyDeleteLMOA!
ReplyDeleteThat seal looks evil
ReplyDeleteI never blames to any one either they are jews or any other... we all are the children of the lord.... God bless you... visit here http://smiteshmakwana.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeleteWhat about the seals?
DeleteI blew a seal
ReplyDeleteSounds messy
DeleteDid you swallow?
DeleteGargled
DeleteWe have loads of seals in NZ. Didn't know thet could spread TB.
ReplyDeleteHa ha!
ReplyDeleteJews are sexy
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