Nothing puts the fear of god into a restaurant owner more than a visit from the Health Inspectors. Health violations can shut a business down just as quickly as poor cuisine.
Gordon Ramsey has managed to produce a television show based on him shouting abuse at restaurant workers. I suppose, that if it saves the business, it is probably worth taking a few uncouth verbals from a man with a face like pork crackling.
Unfortunately, there are a lot of restaurants out there and Gordon is a busy man. He can't shout at everyone. So if the Health Inspectors are heading to your business, you are going to have to sort your own mess out.
Here's a little tip for you. Why not sweep up those mouse droppings and pop there in your pepper grinders. Thus removing one violation, and cutting your overheads.
Replacing your cats with real chicken would also help.
ReplyDeleteI think I'll skip the black pepper
ReplyDeleteI'm a good cook, so I tend to cook me own food. I don't eat out often. I'm not sure I'm going to eat out again after reading this.
ReplyDelete"There's a rat in my kitchen, what am I gonna do?" UB40
ReplyDeleteHow do you hide the rats?
ReplyDeleteGet your rat out
DeleteWho says I've got a cock? I might be a girl.
DeleteEveryone wants to get in your panties Chloe
DeleteYou can get yours out as well Carol.
DeleteI think Gordon Ramsey is sexy. I bet he's really dominant.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't do it for me.
DeleteI'll do it for you!
DeleteWhat about me? I'm feeling left out!
DeleteI'll do it for you too...mmm! Hehe
DeleteDon't forget me!
DeleteCould never forget you Vicky.....definitely get it!
DeleteThanks honey x
DeleteYou are very welcome.... the pleasure would be all yours!! Hehe
DeleteLooks like you've got your hands full Ally.
DeleteYeah but my mouth isn't... mmm....room for you athula!!...no problem xx
DeleteWhat about me?
DeleteCome on...join the fun!!
DeleteLove this show
ReplyDeleteHe makes me shout at the television
ReplyDeleteGordon Ramsey has a face for cooking. You could grate cheese on his forehead.
ReplyDeleteGordon is a real man
ReplyDeleteI'm very picky where I eat.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't turn him down. He could cook me a nice meal first.
ReplyDeleteHe could feed you twice LOL!
DeleteTasty
DeleteYes you are!
DeleteHe's got that rugged look
ReplyDeleteVisit Kitchen Nightmares
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