Which Diet?
We appear to be letting ourselves go a little. Waist lines are bulging, clothes are tightening and butts are spreading.
It's probably time we took a bit of action. But where to start?
Exercise would be a step in the right direction, providing you are agile enough to still be able to walk. Failing this, dieting is probably the best option.There are plenty to choose from. The Cambridge diet, F Plan, Carb free, Cabbage diet and even the Paleo diet, to name but a few. Results tend to vary. However, I have noticed that one diet has quite remarkable results.
Why not try the Swan Diet! After all, you never see a fat royal.
They don't sell swan in ASDA
ReplyDeleteI'm getting a bit chunky. I like the idea of getting hot and sweaty to shed a few pounds.
ReplyDeleteCan you get swan pie?
ReplyDeleteDo Greggs do swan pie?
DeleteNo they don't... the neck keeps pushing the pastry off the top!
DeleteIsn't that 4 and 20 black birds?
DeleteI don't think Fergie liked swan
ReplyDeleteI find the red bits a little tangy.
ReplyDeleteAnd the woods splinters get stock in my gums.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/Matches_-_SWAN_VESTAS.jpg
They are sticky too!
DeleteI often get sticky
DeleteSo do I
DeleteSo do slugs
DeleteSlugs are not as sexy
DeleteWhat do swans taste like?
ReplyDeleteFowl!
DeleteThey're a bit like duck, but they do actually have a slight fishy taste. They are best cooked slowly roasted.
DeleteLove big girls mmm
DeleteWe are running out of swans. The Eastern European immigrants have been catching them for a free meal.
ReplyDeletePaula you are hot
DeleteThank you honey!
DeleteFrom now on, my excuse for piling on the pounds is going to be lack of swan.
ReplyDeleteThere's no lack of salad.
DeleteHarsh
DeleteI like fat people. They make me laugh when they try to run.
ReplyDeleteJust eat little bit of good food and you are not fat.
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