Translate
Tuesday, 16 April 2013
Carbon Footprint.
We've seriously messed up the weather. It is no longer possible to even tell what season it is. Apparently, we are all to blame collectively. According to the scientists, our wasteful nature is leaving massive Carbon Footprints all over the planet. Which in turn are leading to all manner of unpleasantness due to climatic changes.
Consequently, I've decided to rid myself of the burden of guilt, by making more of an effort to recycle. Not only am I making my own candles out of ear wax, but I'm growing mustard and cress on my old underpants. Nobody can point there finger at me and say that I'm not doing my bit!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
OMG!
ReplyDeleteI recycle my panties be selling them online.
ReplyDeleteCan I buy some?
DeleteI tend to give my panties as gifts to my lovers if I think they have earned them.
DeleteI'm in the market for some french lacy panties.
DeleteI've never thought about selling my old panties online before. How much do you get for them?
DeleteIt depends if they're used
DeleteI always find that if I soil my underpants first I get a better crop.
ReplyDeleteI've been trying to reduce my carbon fooyprint by cycling. I feel fitter and sleep better at nights. Unfortunately, when switch the tv on and see how wasteful the americans are, I can't help feeling I'm wasting my time.
ReplyDeleteIt's surprising how frowned upon shitting in the garden is.
ReplyDeleteShitting in someone else's garden is even more frowned upon!
DeleteThere is never anything to wipe your arse with and their dog is very reluctant to lick it clean.
DeleteI once did a poo on a noisy neighbour's doorstep.
DeleteI sort my waste as the council demands, but that is about it.
ReplyDeleteI caught our gardener shitting in the garden once. I just thought it was something that they do. Perhaps he was just trying to reduce his carbon footprint.
ReplyDeleteBigger people have bigger underwear and can grow more mustard and cress. So we do have value!
ReplyDeleteIt would never happen. Everybody knows fat people are allergic to salad.
DeleteAre you still trying to justify your existence?
DeleteI've given up.
ReplyDeleteRecycling or on life?
DeleteRecycling, life is too much fun to give up on.
DeleteWhat a brilliant idea. If you plant your crop in a pair with skid marks in, it will grow in a nice straight line, making it easier to harvest.
ReplyDeletePMSL! i think you might have issues.
DeleteI'm collecting my toenail clippings. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with them yet, but I'm sure I will find a purpose.
ReplyDeleteI think you need to see someone.
Delete