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Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Messi

I'm a rugby man through and through. My knowledge of football is limited to say the least. Despite the pages of the tabloids being constantly filled with their antics both on and off the field of play, I know neither their names nor who they play for. In fact it has got to the stage now, where their high jinx demand greater media attention their footballing prowess.
Consequently, it came as a great surprise to me that there is a footballer going by the name of Messi. I had been labouring under the notion that it was just a nickname the other players had for Wayne Rooney when he forgets his bib.
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44 comments:

  1. Anonymous23 April 2013 at 13:55

    Messi is God!

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  2. Unknown23 April 2013 at 14:07

    Rugby players are real men.

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    1. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 11:57

      i agree with you there sue, footballers roll around holding there heads when they get kicked in leg its profer funny.. rugby players get bit bruises and blood. love it

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  3. Unknown23 April 2013 at 14:13

    Luis Suarez should be banned for life.

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  4. Anonymous23 April 2013 at 14:15

    Rooney looks like a potato and probably has a similar IQ.

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  5. Unknown23 April 2013 at 14:32

    I like looking at their legs and tight bums, but I wish they wouldn't spit.

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    1. Unknown26 April 2013 at 12:04

      Totally agree with you Paula.

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    2. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 09:41

      well well well legs and tight bum's hehe, i think you would like to walk me play football then with my tight bum, i only split in one place but only if you ask him too lmao..

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  6. Anonymous23 April 2013 at 14:36

    Suarez is a twat!

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  7. Unknown23 April 2013 at 22:52

    Rugby rocks! Go Canes!

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    1. Anonymous23 April 2013 at 23:02

      Leicester Tigers rock!

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    2. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:31

      I think you will find that it is Moseley that rocks!

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    3. Unknown26 April 2013 at 06:04

      I beg to differ. Harlequins rule! Nick Easter is a very big boy!

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    4. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 09:40

      Gloucester get it right zara lol, freddie burns one of the best!!! Come on Gloucester

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    5. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 10:00

      Freddie Burns does have a nice bum, but I bet he isn't hung like Wade Dooley.

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    6. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 10:10

      Wade Dooley! When did you last go to a rugby match?

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  8. Unknown23 April 2013 at 22:55

    'm Glad that you like footballers legs , Paula . Be sure ... Not all spit ;-)

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  9. Unknown23 April 2013 at 22:56

    We play rugby in Israel. I have never been to see it, but we beat Denmark, In a World cup game.

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    1. Anonymous23 April 2013 at 22:58

      Just because you play a game, it doesn't mean you are good at it. Israel will never qualify for the Rugby World cup.

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    2. Unknown23 April 2013 at 22:59

      I did not say we were good at it, only that we play it and beat Denmark.

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    3. Anonymous23 April 2013 at 23:01

      You tell him girl!

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  10. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 08:57

    I bet Rooney ate a lot of crayons when he was at school.

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    1. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:06

      I would be very surprised if he ever went to school.

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  11. Anonymous25 April 2013 at 09:18

    Colleen Rooney must be the only person in the world who is famous for marrying a potato.

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  12. Unknown25 April 2013 at 09:21

    I don't know any footballers either. Judging by the comments on here, I don't want to either.

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  13. paula mathews26 April 2013 at 05:51

    Suarez should have been bammed for life for biting. Rooney should be banned for life for failing to be human.

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  14. Unknown27 April 2013 at 12:32

    Real men play for the Packers.

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    1. Anonymous27 April 2013 at 12:42

      Well you don't play for the Packers, so you are clearly not a man!

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    2. Anonymous27 April 2013 at 14:17

      Burn chunky!

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  15. Unknown29 April 2013 at 09:56

    I think Beckham is hot.

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  16. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 09:43

    LIVERPOOL all the way. i'm a red until i die xx

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    1. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 10:03

      How come you support Liverpool if you come from Gloucester? Just like all the plastic Man Utd fans.

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    2. Unknown30 April 2013 at 10:05

      He burned you good!

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    3. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 10:06

      Liverpool rule fat boy!

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  17. Unknown30 April 2013 at 10:46

    What exactly do Liverpool rule?

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  18. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 10:49

    Suarez represents Liverpool. Enough said!

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  19. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 12:46

    Oooooooh has someone throw their teddy out the pram!

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  20. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 12:47

    You could try answering his question as to why someone from Gloucester supports Liverpool.

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  21. Unknown30 April 2013 at 12:54

    Cat fight! Scratch his eyes out tiger!

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  22. Anonymous1 May 2013 at 06:17

    Maybe cause I used to live in liverpool.. Have you ever thought about that.. Obviously not so there you go there's your answer..

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    1. Anonymous1 May 2013 at 13:06

      That explains it. I thought it was strange to find chavs in Gloucester.

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    2. Anonymous1 May 2013 at 22:42

      He's mugged you off! LOL

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  23. Unknown2 May 2013 at 12:16

    Primark shoppers are as welcome to psss comment on Punching Swans as anyone else. Plus they can't crayon over the lines on here!

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