Batman
A couple of days ago, a man dressed as Batman, accompanied his friend, who was wanted by the Police to the police station in Bradford to hand himself in. News of this event spread around the world following a report on the BBC. People actually believed that the criminal had been arrested by the wannabe superhero.
He did it for a laugh. However, with the present government continuously making cuts to the police force in a futile attempt to save money, criminals must be licking their lips at the prospects and opportunities that will surely present themselves in the absence of police on our streets. Consequently, this situation also presents new opportunities for vigilantes and would be superheroes.
Unfortunately, our bulging population does not lend itself the the usual image that most people have of superheroes. I did consider giving it a go myself, following an unfortunate incident where I got bitten by a radioactive rat. I didn't really gain any super powers, but I did lose the ability to vomit, and I now tend to stay very close to buildings whenever I go around corners!
Why are all superheroes obsessed with lycra?
ReplyDeleteI think it's all about showing off their package. Perhaps it's pschological. Something to do with intimidating your foe.
ReplyDeleteI think Batman was grooming Robin.
ReplyDeleteDoes the Thing from the Fantastic Four have a penis? and if he does is it made of stone?
ReplyDeleteIf it is made of stone, he won't have any trouble getting it hard.
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DeleteI always thought the stretchy guy from the Fantastic Four would be fun to play with!
ReplyDeleteInvisibility has got to be the best super power ever. The potential for fun and trouble would be limitless.
ReplyDeleteInvisibility would be a pervert's dream. Imagine the possibilities. I would probably end up on the sex offenders register if they ever found out who was doing it. but they wouldn't would they, because I would be invisible.
ReplyDeleteFlying would be a cool super power. Imagine the fun you could have crapping on unsuspecting people from great heights.
ReplyDeleteThe ability to breath through my ears would be a useful super power.
ReplyDeleteNaughty! LOL!
DeletePMSL!
DeleteI thought you already could.
DeleteI would like the ability to freeze time.
ReplyDeleteI want power over all men.
ReplyDeleteWell you could start by losing a few pounds Chunky!
DeleteThank you Zara
DeleteI want the power to never get tired. I could party forever.
ReplyDeleteX-ray vision . For me you can keep the fame and glory given a super hero . I just want x-ray vision the ability to see life in a whole new way .
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