When I was at school, every class had its token fat kid. When we left school we sought gainful employment competing with the other school leavers for those jobs available.
Nowadays, every school class is loaded with fat kids. Likewise, they seek gainful employment on completion of their studies. Unfortunately for them, opportunities are limited for fat people. I accept that that some vacancies do exist for circus freaks. There are also the occasional slots on reality shows, so that there are enough funny bloopers for the condensed highlight shows. They also make the pretty people look better by comparison.
There isn't much else they can do with there limited ability to move and poor sick records. It comes as no surprise that the unemployment rates are rising. What else can they do?
More fat people = Increased unemployment
You can always hollow them out and use them as house boats for the homeless.
ReplyDeleteWe can use them for rolling tarmac flat. That would help get rid of some of the pot holes that were probably made by the fat wobblers in the first place.
ReplyDeleteSwing them from cranes for demolition.
ReplyDeleteThey could join the police. They would be too fat to catch any criminals and they will die long before they would ever draw a pension. The prisons would be empty also. That would save a few quid for the government.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't that lead to increased unemployment for prison staff? Fat people would still equal unemployment.
DeleteHow about a gladiator school for fat people. It would work on a winner gets fed basis. Imagine the fights that would take place over doughnuts! It would be great entertainment for the rest of us and really lift our spirits during this time of economic hardship.
ReplyDeleteSkin them and tan their hides for leather.
ReplyDeleteThat's a bit cruel. I have got many fat friends.
ReplyDeleteIs that because they make you feel better looking by comparison?
DeleteI don't have self esteem issues Ben, do you?
DeleteTurn thee Ben Volio!
DeleteWell played!
DeleteI like fat people. They make me laugh when they try to run.
ReplyDeleteWe could race them for fun.
DeleteRun fat boy run!
DeletePut them in the army. Their stores of fat would mean that rations could be saved. Several other soldiers could also hide behind them in a fire fight.
ReplyDeleteCan we find a way to tax fat people. I bet they would soon get thin then.
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