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Sunday, 24 March 2013

The Tooth Fairy

For generations, parents have been spinning yarns to their offspring in an attempt to encourage positive behaviour or sugar coat some of life's more unpleasant events. Be it Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy. The motive for doing so might well be honourable, but the long term harm maybe immense.

Little thought is given as to what lessons might be gleaned from these white lies. If a set amount of financial gain is possible in exchange for a tooth, how much greater would the remunerations be for other organs? Before you know it, kidneys are being sold on eBay.

Such enterprise also courts the more unscrupulous element of society. Money can change hands on the promise that certain body parts will do likewise at a later date. Failure to deliver at the required time may prove to have unpleasant consequences.
 You also wouldn't want to be at home when the Anal Virginity Ogre calls!

Following the Chancellor's recent budget, I'm suggesting that the going rate for a tooth for the Tooth Fairy be lowered to two pence with any rise being capped at 1% until 2016.
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23 comments:

  1. Unknown24 March 2013 at 10:08

    Watch out for the Gobbling Goblin!

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  2. paula mathews24 March 2013 at 10:12

    Has anybody got a lung for sale?

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  3. Unknown24 March 2013 at 10:14

    We've all got our price!

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    1. Anonymous28 March 2013 at 06:28

      What's your price Lu Lui?

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    2. Anonymous28 March 2013 at 06:39

      I'll give you 50p for your backdoor!

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    3. Anonymous28 March 2013 at 14:17

      I've got £3.54 and a bag of crisps. What will that get me?

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    4. Unknown28 March 2013 at 15:19

      What is the exchange rate for pounds sterling to baht?

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    5. Unknown31 March 2013 at 11:46

      Probably better than the exchange rate for Euros.

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    6. Unknown1 April 2013 at 00:39

      I bet you've got your price too guys!

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    7. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 12:06

      no julie i'm free hehe

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    8. Anonymous19 May 2013 at 04:29

      LOL!

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  4. Unknown24 March 2013 at 10:38

    When kids start selling each other's teeth you've got a problem.

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  5. Unknown24 March 2013 at 10:40

    A tooth usually goes for a dollar in America

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    1. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 14:34

      Did you spend it all on sweets fat boy?

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    2. Anonymous24 March 2013 at 14:43

      I think you'll find they call it candy on that side of the pond.

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    3. Anonymous25 March 2013 at 02:08

      Whatever you want to call it, Chunky has clearly eaten more than his fair share.

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  6. Unknown25 March 2013 at 07:31

    That tooth fairy looks hot!

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  7. Unknown25 March 2013 at 07:44

    I once worked as a strip-o-gram dressed as the tooth fairy.

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  8. Unknown26 March 2013 at 02:06

    I don't know of anyone who has sold body parts, but many of my friends have bought new boobs.

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    1. Anonymous26 March 2013 at 10:17

      Do they look as good as yours?

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  9. Unknown27 March 2013 at 01:58

    I always thought the tooth fairy was scary when I was a child.

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  10. Unknown27 March 2013 at 06:29

    We do not have the Tooth Fairy in Israel. I had to google it! Who had the idea that children can sell their teeth? It is a strange concept.

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  11. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 12:05

    when i lost a tooth i put it under my pillow and said i don't want money i want more sweet's.. my mum put more sweets next to my pillow and when i woke up and went down stairs mum took them off me and said no that's why you lost your tooth..

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