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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

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The Defence Secretary ( I bet he can't even type!) announced today that due to further defence cuts, he intends to bring 16,000 troops stationed in Germany back home. This puts us in rather a precarious position. How long will it be before the Krauts start thinking third time lucky!
It's bad enough that we already have to share an aircraft carrier with the French. History suggests that they aren't the most reliable of allies.
Their lack of enthusiasm in a brawl is a concern, but there are other issues that the aforementioned partnership raises. Which nation has control of the galley? The French have very different ideas as to what constitutes a palatable dish. They eat horses (by choice), frogs and snails. Pretty much anything that can be found dead in a pond on drainage ditch.

I would like to take a few liberties with French cuisine. Do you think that if the dishes were presented in the correct manner, the French would be able to tell the difference between frogs and toads, horse and zebra, or even slugs and snails?
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22 comments:

  1. Unknown5 March 2013 at 12:07

    I always thought it was a myth that the French ate snails.

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  2. Unknown5 March 2013 at 12:52

    You come from Thailand. You eat all sorts of bugs.

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  3. Anonymous5 March 2013 at 12:56

    Who knows what you eat fat boy. All we can be sure of is that there is lots of it.

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  4. Unknown5 March 2013 at 13:06

    All French food tastes the same. They smother everything in garlic.

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    1. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 12:01

      yeah i can agree with you there Zara, garlic tastes ok but to much of it makes you sick..

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  5. Unknown5 March 2013 at 13:29

    You can't trust the Germans. Even now they are still in denial. If they ever did seek forgiveness, they would get none from me.

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    1. Anonymous5 March 2013 at 23:34

      Did you have to Dig for Victory Paula?

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    2. Unknown8 March 2013 at 01:02

      They killed my father.

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    3. Anonymous30 April 2013 at 12:02

      aww i'm so sorry to here that paula. i hate the german's

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  6. Unknown5 March 2013 at 23:51

    It doesn't matter what the French cook. The British won't get any anyway. They will queue up in an orderly fahion, whilst the rude French just push in as usual.

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  7. Unknown6 March 2013 at 01:21

    Do we also get to share a U Boat with the Germans?

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    1. Anonymous6 March 2013 at 01:36

      I wouldn't share a toilet with a german!

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    2. Unknown7 March 2013 at 13:45

      I would use a German as a toilet.

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    3. Unknown7 March 2013 at 13:57

      Germans would probably enjoy that. They are into some strange stuff.

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    4. Anonymous7 March 2013 at 15:21

      They would probably pay you for it.

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    5. Anonymous10 March 2013 at 04:42

      Can you really make a living from crapping on Germans? If you can, sign me up. It sounds like the perfect job for me. I hate the bastards.

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  8. Unknown10 March 2013 at 09:37

    I would rather side with the French than the Germans.

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  9. paula mathews10 March 2013 at 11:57

    I've only ever been to Germany once. They were every bit as rude as people suggested they would be before I embarked on my journey. I returned home with the belief that we did not drop enough bomb on them.

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  10. Unknown12 March 2013 at 08:42

    French cuisine is so poor. They cannot even make good coffee.

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  11. Unknown13 March 2013 at 03:12

    I don't like the french or the Germans

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    1. Anonymous13 March 2013 at 04:38

      They are nearly as bad as the Welsh!

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  12. Unknown27 March 2013 at 06:54

    I still find it hard to be civil to Germans

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