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Wednesday 12 February 2014

More Flooding

Once again our nation is under water. The flood defences proved inadequate. Roads are cut off and many house have been abandoned.
To add insult to injury, the country is now being battered by gale force winds, bringing down power lines and trees. However, on the bright side, the abundance of available falling wood is providing a useful resource for raft building.

17 comments:

  1. I've got a jet ski for sale. Anybody interested?

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    1. You'd be better off selling sand bags

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    2. In some areas the council are selling sand bags. You have to find the sand for them yourself. A bit tricky with everywhere flooded.

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  2. Where have all the swans come from? They seem to be everywhere.

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    1. I've noticed that Sam. Every time they they show a flooded town, there are swans everywhere.

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  3. I'm always having problems with dampness

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  4. Thank you. This is the first time I've managed to laugh at the situation.

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  5. You have floods, we have snow storms

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  6. Is he saving the deer for his lunch?

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  7. The wooden logs aren't the ones that I'm worried about floating in the water

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    1. If you're stranded and running out of food, you can always pick the sweet corn out of a log floating by.

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    2. I would rather eat the swans

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  8. My parents live in Shrewsbury. Their house is still dry at the moment, but the water is inching closer.

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  9. I bet we still have a hose pipe ban in the summer

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