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Tuesday, 10 June 2014

Dragons' Den 3

I've suggested a couple of ideas in the past that I would like to pitch on Dragons' Den in the hope of getting some financial backing. Some people have suggested that I would stand little chance of success. Although I'm quietly confident. Take a good look around you and you will be amazed at some of the products that have somehow gone into production.

I was in the supermarket the other day, when I noticed that someone has invented Toilet Kerplunk. Amazing! They were probably sat on the toilet going about their business and came to the conclusion that the experience would be greatly enhanced by the addition of a children's game. I like their thinking.
Unfortunately, there is a bit of a flaw to this idea. Kerplunk is a game for two or more people. Somehow, I get the feeling that this might lead to trouble. Just ask George Michael!

20 comments:

  1. I would like to meet George Michael in a toilet. He could take me to the edge of heaven!

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    1. It's a sin against God

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    2. Why? I'm not sucking God's cock.

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    3. Your gonna burn in hell!!!!!!!

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    4. Well whose cock are you sucking?

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  3. Smells better than regular Kerplunk

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  4. What about toilet battleships? It would bring a whole new level to the game shouting "you sunk my battleship!... when you flushed it!"

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    1. How about a ball game. I like balls!

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    2. You can play with my balls anytime.

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  5. George Michael played Ker Spunk!

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  6. Toilet Kerplunk, fun for all the family if you live in Norfolk.

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  7. I don't get it.

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  8. You can use the sticks you pull out to break up a difficult flusher!!!!

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