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Friday, 4 July 2014

Smoking Beagles

I value human life above that of any animal. Except perhaps bears. Bears are cool. However, I find the practise of forcing beagles to smoke unacceptable. I know  I'm not alone in expressing this sentiment. Dog owners across the globe have not been shy about voicing their objections. Unfortunately, I'm not sure that releasing a pack of canines with a twenty a day habit back into the community is such a good idea.
There still remains the need for research into smoking, just as long as it blights our society. So I suggest replacing beagles with dolphins.There are two obvious advantages in this. Firstly, should the dolphins develop cancer, they wouldn't have to worry about losing their hair during chemotherapy. Secondly, their blow holes make ideal ashtrays.

32 comments:

  1. And it's back to the madness

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  2. How can they do that to those cute dogs?

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    1. They should use poodles. Poodles are cheap dogs.

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    2. Bloody autocorrect. That should have been crap dogs.

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  3. I like grizzly bears. Grrrrrrrrr!

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  4. I can't see how smoking dolphins is any better

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  5. Dolphins need water. Water and smoking is a bad mix.

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  6. Use Rolf Harris for testing. He's no good for anything else now.

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  7. Your just sick

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    1. It's YOU'RE not YOUR knobhead!

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    2. I bet bet you're a grammer nazi too

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    3. Yes I am, and it's GRAMMAR not GRAMMER.

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  8. Don't know why, but this just makes me giggle

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  9. I don't like lizaeds. can they use them for smoking experiments?

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    1. Are they like lizards? Oogh nasty critter! Lol

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    2. Hit the wrong key. Yes Ally, I meant lizards. : )

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  10. I love beagles. They're my favorite dogs

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    1. Prefer a beaver myself.

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    1. Woof woof...so do I...will you be my bitch?!

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  12. There are people in this world who would make better test subjects. Those that cause the suffering should be used.

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    1. If you mean Hamas, then I'm in full support Jodie.

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