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Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Buying A Zoo

Ever since I was a child, it has been a dream of mine to own my own zoo. Owning your own zoo, how cool would that be?
Obviously, zoos don't come cheap. There is the purchase and transportation of the animals, feed, cages and warnings signs.
Consequently, I've been saving a long time, but the day has finally arrived. A zoo of my own.
You've got to love Lego!

22 comments:

  1. Don't waste your money, get a train set.

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  2. I thought you were serious, you knob!

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  3. Bag of frog! What's that all about?

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    1. Don't fall for the old frog in a bag trick. Nine times out of ten they sell you toad.

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  4. When I was three i went to the zoo and a monkey threw poo at me

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  5. I don't like zoos. animals should be free.

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    1. I prefer animals to roam free, but without zoos, some animals would be extinct.

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    2. Some of them are dangerous. You wouldn't want them roaming free.

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  6. I don't think the female kangaroo would be very impressed if the male left her for the food.

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    1. Perhaps he's trying to work out how he can have both.

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    2. I think the kangaroo is thinking about shagging the kid.

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    3. Maybe the kid is paying the kengaroo so he can take a turn.

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    1. Which one are you in?

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    2. Leave Larry alone or at least have the balls to put your name to your post.

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    1. How much can you get up your bum?

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  9. Doing it roo style.

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  10. I've got a three legged hippo. Any takers?

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