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Sunday, 14 December 2014

Chopping Onions

I can't believe that some people actually cry when chopping onions!
I don't even cry whilst chopping puppies!

20 comments:

  1. You shouldn't chop puppies. Puppies should be fed straight into the mincer.

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  2. I wouldn't cry chopping up Bull Terrier puppies. They are nasty.

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    1. It's the owners that need chopping up. why don't they get nice dogs instead of violent monsters?

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    2. Get them in the wok

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    1. If you don't chop them, they won't fit in the pan.

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  4. If you're chopping up puppies, it's only fair to chop up kittens as well.

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  5. I don't like puppies and I don't like onions. chop away!

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  6. I buy bags of ready chopped frozen onions. How lazy am I?

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    2. More time for Fucking.... than cooking!!

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    3. I always think it about you!

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    4. It comes naturally.... like your ability to always give me a stiffy!!

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  7. How did Edward Scissorhands ever stroke pets?

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  8. My chopper becomes a whopper when I see you!

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