Not for the easily offended.
You shouldn't chop puppies. Puppies should be fed straight into the mincer.
I wouldn't cry chopping up Bull Terrier puppies. They are nasty.
It's the owners that need chopping up. why don't they get nice dogs instead of violent monsters?
Get them in the wok
Why? Why chop up puppies?
If you don't chop them, they won't fit in the pan.
If you're chopping up puppies, it's only fair to chop up kittens as well.
I don't like puppies and I don't like onions. chop away!
I buy bags of ready chopped frozen onions. How lazy am I?
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More time for Fucking.... than cooking!!
Well there's a thought!
I always think it about you!
It comes naturally.... like your ability to always give me a stiffy!!
How did Edward Scissorhands ever stroke pets?
How did he wipe his ass?
You have to admire his chopper
My chopper becomes a whopper when I see you!