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Sunday, 4 January 2015

Triathlon

According to Woburn Safari Park, sea lions are faster than humans both on land and in water.
So if you're thinking of taking one on in a triathlon, it would probably be in your best interest to work on your cycling.

26 comments:

  1. Sea lions are shit at darts. Play them at darts!

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  2. I want to do a triathlon, but I need to get a bike.

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  3. OMG! I thought a triathlon was a threesome. I must be really stupid or a pervert.

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  4. I started training for one a couple of years ago, but just didn't have enough time. I would still love to do one, but a need a few more hours in the day.

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  5. I don't mind the odd spin class or step, but I wouldn't do a triathlon. Those people are mad.

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  6. I don't even like to watch sports

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  7. How can a fat sea lion possibly run faster than a human?

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  8. If you are set on taking on a sea lion at sport, the obvious choice is snooker. A sea lion would be unable to take a shot whilst keeping one foot onthe floor. Every shot would be a foul shot and you would win easily.

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  9. Sea lions are easily distracted with fish.

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    1. I'm distracted by boobs

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    2. Look at my boobs......you are falling under my spell!

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    3. I'm under your spell.....now can I get under you?!

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    5. I want to do bad things to you.......

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    1. Course they smell..... they have noses!

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  11. I don't like sea lions. They scare me.

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  12. sally williams8 April 2015 at 12:43

    I want to make u squirt sally

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