Not for the easily offended.
Sea lions are shit at darts. Play them at darts!
You daft twat!
The same goes for hippos.
I want to do a triathlon, but I need to get a bike.
OMG! I thought a triathlon was a threesome. I must be really stupid or a pervert.
FFS Sally! Are you serious?
I like your idea of a triathlon better, when can we meat
I started training for one a couple of years ago, but just didn't have enough time. I would still love to do one, but a need a few more hours in the day.
I don't mind the odd spin class or step, but I wouldn't do a triathlon. Those people are mad.
I don't even like to watch sports
How can a fat sea lion possibly run faster than a human?
If you are set on taking on a sea lion at sport, the obvious choice is snooker. A sea lion would be unable to take a shot whilst keeping one foot onthe floor. Every shot would be a foul shot and you would win easily.
Sea lions are easily distracted with fish.
I'm distracted by boobs
Look at my boobs......you are falling under my spell!
I'm under your spell.....now can I get under you?!
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I want to do bad things to you.......
Bad things are good things!
Sea lions smell
Course they smell..... they have noses!
They can also clap your joke
Where have you gone miss
I don't like sea lions. They scare me.
I want to make u squirt sally