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Thursday, 12 February 2015

Cows

It comes as no surprise that we have earned the tag Broken Britain. We never seem to finish anything. Whether it be building projects, road improvements or even wars, we just don't see the job through to the end.
I've spent much of the last week finishing off half painted cows,

34 comments:

  1. Do you paint the bulls as well?

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  2. People should paint them different colours instead of just black and white.

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    1. Green cows would be good. They would match the grass.

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    2. I would love to see pink cows

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  3. Be careful what you paint on the cows. You don't want to upset the muslims.

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    1. Who cares what the muslims think. I'm a free person in a free country.

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    2. They don't like freedom or women with opinions.

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    3. Ah......paint the Muslims too......they should chill more......lack of bacon butties.....that's why they uptight!......

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  4. Do you paint the black bits white or the white bits black?

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  5. Has anybody actually ever been cow tipping? It get mentioned a lot on american television, but I've never met anyone who has done it for real.

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    1. I've met loads of guys that claim to have done it, but I have never seen it done.

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    2. I've never seen it actually done

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  6. Do they need any udder coat first?!

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  7. I have seen tractor tipping in Pixar's Cars films.....is cow tipping the same?!

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  8. I hope you haven't been using chocolate body paint. Firstly, it would be a waste of good chocolate body paint. And secondly, that's just wrong!

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    1. Do you like chocolate body paint Kate?

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    2. Where do I apply?

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  9. I only like cows when they are cooked medium rare.

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    1. I like your rump April....gives me movement in my sirloins!

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  10. I love moo moo got to chase her back over here cause you know cows always think the grass is greener

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