The economy is in a bad way. Apparently we are going through a Double Dip Recession (calm down Fatty, that doesn't mean you get twice as much chocolate!). Consequently, we are all looking for ways to make our meagre earnings stretch a little further. I thought I would save a few pennies by supplementing my diet with a bit of roadkill. It provides a abundance of flavours and textures, and more traditional recipes are easily adapted to accommodate your cut price carrion.
I have to admit, I was pleasantly surprised at the gastronomical delights I was able to conjure up. Roadkill will definitely be a regular part of my diet from now on. It also provides a few extra financial fringe benefits. Does anybody want to buy a backpack?