Monday, 22 October 2012

Riding Along On The Crest Of A Wave

In the good old days we were able to shove kids up chimneys and involve them in other character building activities. Then the dogooders got involved and the streets were once again awash with the wretched urchins.

Fortunately, in 1908, a well known pervert took time out from thumbing through his collection of pictures of naked boys, and started the Scouting movement.
In 1949, scouts were introduced to the first Bob a Job Week. Once again small boys could be exploited for a mere pittance.
In 1970, the Scout movement decided to cash in on the exploitation of child labour, and Bob a Job Week became Scout Job Week. Thus the price of temporarily enslaving children was inflated dramatically. Despite this slight setback, child abuse was still value for money.

Ironically, it was the fear of sexual deviants that brought this practise to an end. Nowadays, scouts are able to return to the more wholesome activities, such as tying each other up and singing about their Ging Gang Goolies!


  1. You should be ashamed of yourself. Scouting has had an impact on so many lives.

  2. Don't get your woggle in a twist!

  3. I've got my dogging badge.

  4. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

  5. Catholic priests are in a league of their own.

  6. I bet Jimmy Saville was catholic

  7. Jimmy Saville WAS a catholic!!!!!!!

  8. I seduced a scout once, but is was old enough to be legal.

    1. Did you play with his ging gang goolies?