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Thursday, 24 January 2013

McDonald's

McDonald's are under pressure from Starbucks, Costa and Cafe Nero as the place to congregate for young people. In response to this, McDonald's have expanded their range of coffee and released commercials to create awareness.

According to one particular commercial that appears to be favoured at the moment, McDonald's have a coffee for every occasion. Whatever the message that you might wish to convey, McDonald's reckon that have the appropriate coffee to accompany it. So what type of coffee says I've sold your children on eBay to fund my Crack habit?


33 comments:

  1. I bet it's a Latte!

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  2. I find that if you cut kids up and then sell them on eBay you can get a better return for your efforts.

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    1. I want a set of eyes in blue and a kidney. How much will that cost me?

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  3. It's got to be cappuccino.

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  4. Cinnamon latte with a Cadbury's chocolate flake for dipping, yum x

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  5. Always espresso. It's strong enough to say anything.

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    1. Is it strong enough to say 'I'm doing your sister'?

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  6. I'm totally wired after an espresso.

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  7. I love McDonalds, but I don't drink coffee. It's bad for you.

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    1. Whoever would have thought that!

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    2. It looks like someone has climbed over the fence at the zoo and is trying to pet the tiger!

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    1. He probably couldn't handle a real woman.

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    2. If she was anything like you, he would need a block and tackle.

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    3. A real woman is a mature woman. a woman of experience, that can show a man a real good time. Ripe fruit is always the sweetest.

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  9. I find a coffee enema quite refreshing, but they won't let you do it in McDonalds

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    1. Best place to stick their crap coffee.

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  10. Put some schnapps in her coffee, and then you can say anything.

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    1. Sounds like the words of a Date Raper!

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    2. Dirty rapist. Hang him by his toilet parts!

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    3. Off with his nads!

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    1. Yours is probably not much of a world. It just revolves around feeding times.

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  12. I'll take on the world after a double espresso!

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  13. Interesting site! lots of nices ms to crack the humorous... Therefore the only option left ladies is a " rich Hot Chocolate" as a proven facts with the best healthy options.

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    1. I wouldn't mind a taste!

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  14. I love the last picture. Not sure if I would drink the coffee though.

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