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Thursday, 31 January 2013

Phones4U

I've finally got a new phone. So I'm now only about two years behind the times. At least I've made it into the 21st century. I contacted Mazuma Mobile to see if I could get any cash back for my old phone. I was greeted with a sharp intake of breath and was then promptly informed that it would cost me a tenner for them to take the old one off my hands.

Many people have predicted that advances in technology and the low cost of phones will see the demise of public phone boxes within the next few years. However, I'm not so sure. Granted a public phone will not play your favourite music or allow you to stalk your ex on social networking sites, but you can't eat your kebab out of the rain on a Saturday night or relieve yourself of a surplus of alcohol in a Apple iPhone 4S or a BlackBerry Z10.

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    1. I have a blackberry and apple pie. I will probably have it with custard.

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  2. Have you ever peed on it Lu Lui?

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    1. I bet she has, and filmed it on her BlackBerry.

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  3. Why thank you sweet lady!

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    1. Do you think she will want to have sex with you now? Saddo!

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    1. Where's your picture gone chunky?

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    2. Where's your picture? or even your name? You big brave bully.

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  5. Or you might die from diabetes

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  6. Ignore him girlfriend. Big girls are sexy. You know all the men dig our curves. x

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    1. No they are not, but neither are skinny girls.

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    2. In Germany many men find big girls sexy

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    3. My experience suggests many Germans like any girl that will let them have sex. They are also into watersports and all manner of strange sexual practices.

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    4. Big girls you are beautiful x

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    5. How fabulous, a chubby serenade!

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  7. Real men would dig my tight butt! x

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  8. I bet he gets more action than you fatty!

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  9. Who would have thought, Gay trumps Fat!

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    1. I'll trump on anyone

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  10. I peed in a phone box when I got caught short one saturday night. My friend stood in front of the door so nobody could see. I think he had a sly peep though.

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  11. I've peed in a phone box loads of times.

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    1. I bet you do it with the door open Sally.

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